Daily reports...

[Jimmy L]

Tell us more details

 

[Papa John]

I like a fat wad

Tree Murderer!

 

[Nomad74]

Tree Murderer!

I've been baking bread. If I run out of TP, I can stomp on the bread and use that.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

I've been baking bread. If I run out of TP, I can stomp on the bread and use that.

Bean burrito

 

[hogjowl]

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

My flagship law office pulled the pin for the April 15th cleaning.... This is my favourite job to do. It’s a PITA for setup, BUT, it’s totally worth doing for the money, and she’s the best building manager I’ve ever worked with... hopefully it will all go back to normal soon....

 

[Andy]

She hated idiots too

What kind of relationship did you have with her?

 

[hogjowl]

I did what she told me and treated her with respect.
I’m here today as LIVING proof.

 

[Jim Martin]

3 tomorrow.....

So far no one has canceled...

 

[Lee Stockwell]

To make Murphy light up my phone this week I'm moving everything in the truck to finish several projects.

Hope to paint it in April.

 

[scotty747]

Iv been painting an empty for 3 weeks. No tenant till the 3rd of april so I haven't been motivated to finish. A project takes as long as the time allotted to it I guess.

 

[hogjowl]

I just had one job cancel for tomorrow

 

[Cleanworks]

I had my only job for tomorrow cancel. I was going to call her and cancel anyway. I am only doing empties or commercial.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

What kind of relationship did you have with her?

She hugs me every spring and fall...
BUT, I bet in her younger years...
In a New York minute....

 

[Nomad74]

Does anyone else feel weird when they watch tv and everyone on the shows is hugging and walking around in stores? Like that was another world.

 

[Willy P]

I like a fat wad

I bet you do........

 

[hogjowl]

Does anyone else feel weird when they watch tv and everyone on the shows is hugging and walking around in stores? Like that was another world.

No
I live in a land of normal people

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

A roll lasts me over a month. 5 sheets a day.

My mom only poops a couple times a week.

Gross dude.... so you count the sheets EVERYTIME? So, do you divide the sheets up if you have to wipe more than once? Which begs the question, DO YOU WIPE MORE THAN ONCE?
OR, do you walk around with mud butt all the time?

 

[Hack Attack]

I've cancelled 4 general cleans in my diary this week, still doing 1 empty and have 3 wdr jobs on the go

we've gone from level 2 (its contained) to we'll be level 4 (lockdown) within 48hrs..

had my 2 main after hrs commercial sites, confirm they are part of essential services so they currently need my services

 

[Fat Mike]

Iv been painting an empty for 3 weeks. No tenant till the 3rd of april so I haven't been motivated to finish. A project takes as long as the time allotted to it I guess.

Must be a massive apt

 

[Dolly Llama]

Must be a massive apt

or working 1 hour a day...

and Steveo with his "five sheets" only

lta

 

[Dolly Llama]

pee-azzz


I'm working today

have to figure how to do ZOOM for a 1:30 staff meeting today

those that know me, know that could be quite a challenge with my stone age ineptitude


..L.T.A.

 

[Dolly Llama]

pee-PEE-azzz

in other news
Gov DeWhinner ordered a "stay the fook home" decree yesterday
effective today

It's not all that draconian though..
no problems going out for "needs" like groceries, meds and ciggys .
AND outdoor recreation is oakie doakie too
Parks are open for jogging, biking, dog walking and bUrd watching , but playgrounds closed


weather sux .
either too cold to ride or raining

I did wash 'n wax Momma's ride yesterday
with Bob's NANO wax

..L.T.A.

 

[Chris A]

I'm shut down for 2 weeks. Not much coming in anyway. I will probably take any vacants or commercial that come in though. I'm paying my guys for the next couple weeks then they'll have to go on unemployment if it lasts longer than that

 

[Hack Attack]

pee-PEE-azzz

in other news
Gov DeWhinner ordered a "stay the fook home" decree yesterday
effective today

It's not all that draconian though..
no problems going out for "needs" like groceries, meds and ciggys .
AND outdoor recreation is oakie doakie too
Parks are open for jogging, biking, dog walking and bUrd watching , but playgrounds closed


weather sux .
either too cold to ride or raining

I did wash 'n wax Momma's ride yesterday
with Bob's NANO wax

..L.T.A.

sounds like your about same as us

we've gone level 3 but gonna be level 4 within 48 hrs..



got 5 commercial sites that are confirmed essential services on my books, so I'll focus between there and wdr

 

[steve_64]

Gross dude.... so you count the sheets EVERYTIME? So, do you divide the sheets up if you have to wipe more than once? Which begs the question, DO YOU WIPE MORE THAN ONCE?
OR, do you walk around with mud butt all the time?

And you call me gross lol.

I shower after I poop. Toilet paper only is a half assed job.

 

[Nomad74]

I'm off to go do my one and only job for the week. Last week I was going like a house on fire, now I'm at a full stop after my morning job. Praying to God that I (and all of us here) make it through this. I have about 2-3 months worth of savings but after that, I'll be giving $5 hand jobs at the truck stop.
What a mess.

 

[KevinD]

And you call me gross lol.

I shower after I poop. Toilet paper only is a half assed job.

Sounds like you would not make it as a padder lol.

 

[Mikey P]

I'm off to go do my one and only job for the week. Last week I was going like a house on fire, now I'm at a full stop after my morning job. Praying to God that I (and all of us here) make it through this. I have about 2-3 months worth of savings but after that, I'll be giving $5 hand jobs at the truck stop.
What a mess.

Probably could charge $10 if you shaved off that stash

 

[Nomad74]

Probably could charge $10 if you shaved off that stash

The Magnum P.I. Special is a hot item.