Dan Gardner tell me...

[Desk Jockey]

He's going to stay in high school until he's 80.

Me?

Hell ya! I refuse to grow up!

 

[FB7777]

Where have you been Phred?

I actually missed you.

Somewhat ...

You too...

So sorry about your little boy...

Especially for your wife... Losing a son and still having to put up with you


No woman should endure either

 

[hogjowl]

You have always been very private about your personal losses, both your father most recently, and your son. Your friends here care about how that affects you, but also respect your privacy.

I'm one of them.

I'm thinking that transportation to Alabama sometime in the 2050's should be fairly fast and comfortable. Hold out that long for your funeral and I will too.

Fair enough?

Fair enough, my friend.

 

[hogjowl]

No, not you, Taco. I was referring to that cowboy hat wearing homo whos music you seem to love.

 

[Desk Jockey]

my friend.

How is it I never get a "my friend" from you? Your neighbors aren't reading this board.

 

[Desk Jockey]

No, not you, Taco. I was referring to that cowboy hat wearing homo whos music you seem to love.

Can you try just to insult me and leave my idols alone! Gawwwd its a rough crowd!

You better pray I go first.

I'll show up at your funeral posing as a jilted lover...a brown one! I'd get even for Kenny.

 

[hogjowl]

Yeah, and if danny shows up, they'll think I was a rainbow child.

 

[Desk Jockey]

If Danny goes I'm not.

That fooker might try to cry on my shoulder. uuuhht uh I'll have none of that!

 

[Willy P]

The body's a temple, that's what we're told
I've treated this one like an old honky-tonk
Greasy cheeseburgers and cheap cigarettes
One day they'll get me if they ain't got me yet

Is Ken(isha)ny the flat chested one in the middle? I guess (s)he hasn't got the implants yet. (s)He was much easier to spot with the Village People gig...

 

[Desk Jockey]

I no likes you very much Will-i-am!

 

[Art Kelley]

I think you made an excellent choice. You won't hear me knock it cause we now have one thing in common....and it will probably be the only thing we will ever have in common.

Clue number two.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Cleanco?

 

[hogjowl]

 

[Art Kelley]

Well, now we know it's a D/D.

 

[Willy P]

There is a quote about marriage that goes something like this:

"Marry....or don't get married...either way, you will repent your decision"

Another quote about getting hitched- The 3 rings- engagement ring, wedding ring, and the suffer-ring

 

[Desk Jockey]

another one not to share with the wife.

 

[dgardner]

Shoot,

And all this time I thought Gardner was the real deal


And not another Gary Berg

Did you read my hot seat? I revealed all... Who's Gary Berg? Is he handsome and rich?

 

[dgardner]

No it doesn't!

I have to agree - at least in my case. I go for a while thinking I've finally got it together and some silly thing, like a particular song even, reminds me and it's almost like starting all over.

 

[Desk Jockey]

umm Dan I think that was a shot. I do believe that guy before he passed told a few tall tales.

 

[dgardner]

Guess I'll have to work on my tall tales - if you're gonna do the time might as well do the crime!

 

[Desk Jockey]

I have to agree - at least in my case. I go for a while thinking I've finally got it together and some silly thing, like a particular song even, reminds me and it's almost like starting all over.

I thought of you as I commented to Marty. Dan I am so sorry for your loss also. : (