Summer time is here and I'm wearing my upscale cargo shorts.
Its too hot to wear my signature zebra scarf.
But here is my problem.
Everytime and I mean everytime I show up at a "Client's" house the dogs in the house come up to me to be petted.
I don't like to reach down to pet them because I am allergic to them. (Cats too)
If I pet them I always seem to touch my eyes or other parts of exposed skin and hives erupt.
I tell the home owners my condition before hand......always.
Well it goes in one ear and out the other and they ALLOW their dog's feces smelling noses and butt licking tongues to slather up and down my legs.Then when I don't acknowledge them they begin to CLAW my legs to shreds.They are beginning to look like pieces of sliced up meat.
I take alot of time in my personal preparation into shaving and applying coco butter so that my legs are silky smooth.Everyone thinks tan legs are socially "Hip" but I pride myself in having white pasty healthy looking legs.Chicks dig this as I have asked them what they think of my legs.
But anyway how do I get these mongrels off of my legs?
Should I get some habenero peppers and make a spray to apply to my legs?
I would love to see these horrid animals cough and their eyes bug out.
Maybe go into convulsions and die.
I'm nice to the dogs when the home owners are around but when I round a corner and they follow a swift kick sends them the message.
Anybody else have these problems?
:shock:
Its too hot to wear my signature zebra scarf.
But here is my problem.
Everytime and I mean everytime I show up at a "Client's" house the dogs in the house come up to me to be petted.
I don't like to reach down to pet them because I am allergic to them. (Cats too)
If I pet them I always seem to touch my eyes or other parts of exposed skin and hives erupt.
I tell the home owners my condition before hand......always.
Well it goes in one ear and out the other and they ALLOW their dog's feces smelling noses and butt licking tongues to slather up and down my legs.Then when I don't acknowledge them they begin to CLAW my legs to shreds.They are beginning to look like pieces of sliced up meat.
I take alot of time in my personal preparation into shaving and applying coco butter so that my legs are silky smooth.Everyone thinks tan legs are socially "Hip" but I pride myself in having white pasty healthy looking legs.Chicks dig this as I have asked them what they think of my legs.
But anyway how do I get these mongrels off of my legs?
Should I get some habenero peppers and make a spray to apply to my legs?
I would love to see these horrid animals cough and their eyes bug out.
Maybe go into convulsions and die.
I'm nice to the dogs when the home owners are around but when I round a corner and they follow a swift kick sends them the message.
Anybody else have these problems?
:shock: