Diamonds, gold, bubble gum ball keys..

[Jim Williams]

So...you've seen Arnold's balls to make accurate comparisons?

Hey come on, he’s the terminator. You know he’s got a set. He terminated people.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

They're for originating people.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I had a lady I knew from my hockey league borrow my Sanitaire to vaccum a room we were not cleaning.


I get to the next job and find her G String all wrapped up around the brushroll.


That was an enjoyable phone call.

Was her phone number written on them?

 

[Zee]

I've picked up a decent collection of fake jewelry over the years.
I noticed two real diamond earrings that I didn't vacuum up and gave it to the customer.


I also went snorkeling with a bunch of friends and I was using a short stick under water to poke around rocks etc...ended up turning over a rock and a shiny spot caught my eyes. Dug the dirt up and there I was holding a pretty decent gold ring!

You guessed it, after that, everyone was huddling that area and was digging for treasures. Nobody came up with anything.