Do you feel like a crappy marketer?

[Chris A]

I do sometimes, but then I go to Craigslist...

Carpet Cleaning (Akron / Canton)

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Reply to: serv-hph9r-1100378497@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-31, 8:50AM EDT

Carpet Cleaning, Fully Insured, Professional Truck Mounted Equipment.

$ 00.25 cents per square foot in rooms with no furniture or vacant rentals.
$25.00 dollars per room for traffic areas without moving furniture.
$20.00 for hallways.
$1.00 per step.
We use soap when we wash carpets not just hot water like some of our competitors.
If you have ever had your carpets cleaned before and you never saw the carpet cleaning technician
spray and rake in soap before he starts cleaning then you just paid for hot water. We also clean furniture.

Reply to this add and I will call you within 24 Hours to schedule our appointment!

 

[XTREME1]

you don't like my ad?

 

[Chris A]

I didn't realize you served Akron?

 

[hogjowl]

Heck, you mean he actually cleans? :shock:

 

[Chris A]

actually, I just read it again, I f*cked up. This was how I read it the first time...

We use soap when we wash carpets not just hot water like some of our competitors.
If you have ever had your carpets cleaned before and you saw the carpet cleaning technician
spray and rake in soap before he starts cleaning then you just paid for hot water. We also clean furniture.

I missed the never, my bad. He may not be such a d-bag after all

 

[The Asian Sensation]

Just to prove that anybody can be a carpet cleaner.

 

[Ron Werner]

but he doesn't vacuum :wink:

 

[Mikey P]

Just to prove that anybody can be a carpet cleaner.

I think 90% of you all prove that sad fact.