#@€! me but the fainting goats were cute.

[Mikey P]

I should have stayed on the couch today

1st shithole was a minimum with me getting on my knees waaaaay too many times to cut or scrape away goop clumps. Ech trip down causing intense pain in my fractured rib.
Multiple hose tantrums, bumping sore spots etc and as grumpy as could possibly be for this huge waste of time.
Realtor asked me to lock up.

Which I did.


With my phone in the house on a charger.


Go home and call the two realtors involved to come very and use their phone app to open the new style lock box. No answers.

I call other unrelated realtors to find help, finally get one to come over, she sung the national anthem at my clean up...

But she forgot to get the app verified on her new phone.

She makes some calls and a total of two hours later I get my life support system back. How many of you could function without your map, CRM and phone?

Next job is a price and do an hours drive away. All the red flags were there in our phone conversation but her "Nope no pets" suckered me in


Yep .

Piss everywhere..

Replace it.


No offer for gas money.





But her goats were awesome.

As was the Mexican food on the way home..





Think I'll go for a buggy ride tomorrow in the snow...

 

[Desk Jockey]

Fainting goats are a riot. My friend has several of them. Any loud noise and they fell over for a minute or two. lol

 

[hogjowl]

I played two football games with a broken rib once
You’re a pussy

 

[FB19087]

that sucks
fainting goats are awesome
that looks like proper mexican food
"ride" probably for the best


the fainting reminds me..............

 

[Nomad74]

I installed an exhaust pipe. Tonight I’m cleaning my asian buffet place. Tom is helping me. I hope he doesn’t pocket all the bread rolls again.

 

[hogjowl]

Tom who

 

[Mikey P]

I played two football games with a broken rib once
You’re a pussy

Yeah, when you were 16 and had a hard on for your cousin and cheerleader Tahloolabell Lou Sutley..

 

[hogjowl]

So?

 

[Kenny Hayes]

You could stayed home, gone to Lowe’s to buy a fridge for garage and someone does this and drives off. 221mi. One week

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Desk Jockey]

View attachment 86597You could stayed home, gone to Lowe’s to buy a fridge for garage and someone does this and drives off. 221mi. One week

That sucks.

 

[Nomad74]

Tom who

DevTom, but I have inside info that he likes to be called Bat-Tom.

 

[hogjowl]

Don’t piss off Missy

 

[SamIam]

I should have stayed on the couch today

1st shithole was a minimum with me getting on my knees waaaaay too many times to cut or scrape away goop clumps. Ech trip down causing intense pain in my fractured rib.
Multiple hose tantrums, bumping sore spots etc and as grumpy as could possibly be for this huge waste of time.
Realtor asked me to lock up.

Which I did.


With my phone in the house on a charger.


Go home and call the two realtors involved to come very and use their phone app to open the new style lock box. No answers.

I call other unrelated realtors to find help, finally get one to come over, she sung the national anthem at my clean up...

But she forgot to get the app verified on her new phone.

She makes some calls and a total of two hours later I get my life support system back. How many of you could function without your map, CRM and phone?

Next job is a price and do an hours drive away. All the red flags were there in our phone conversation but her "Nope no pets" suckered me in


Yep .

Piss everywhere..

Replace it.


No offer for gas money.





But her goats were awesome.

View attachment 86594


As was the Mexican food on the way home..

View attachment 86595



Think I'll go for a buggy ride tomorrow in the snow...

Be safe sir don’t bug out to hard!

 

[SamIam]

DevTom, but I have inside info that he likes to be called Bat-Tom.

But is he gonna bring the Beetle mount?

 

[jcooper]

Be safe sir don’t bug out to hard!

Yea... And don't invite any strangers!

 

[Old Coastie]

Mike I gotta say: You couldn’t even do one lousy roar just to film them dropping?

Geezinbop!

 

[Mikey P]

When I first pulled up next to their pen I saw one fall over and stick it's paws up to the sky, I thought it was just spastic...


Had I known...

 

[Desk Jockey]

If you slam a door they fall over. My friend threw a trashcan lid and hers fell over dead like.

 

[Mikey P]

 

[DAT]

They are cool critters.

 

[Nomad74]

@Matt Wood I expect you to be all over this.

 

[Andy]

But her goats were awesome.

how many times did you try to scare them?

 

[Andy]

They are good to take with you when hiking in the mountains where there are bear and mountain lions. If a bear attacks they fall over, while the bear is enjoying his meal of goat meat you high tail your butt out of their. Adds new meaning to what a sacrificial goat is.

 

[Giorgio]

They need to shield those poor goats from loud noises.

Or, condition them not to faint by playing AC/DC at increasing volume until noises don't bother them anymore.

Then, train them to attack!

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I should have stayed on the couch today

1st shithole was a minimum with me getting on my knees waaaaay too many times to cut or scrape away goop clumps. Ech trip down causing intense pain in my fractured rib.
Multiple hose tantrums, bumping sore spots etc and as grumpy as could possibly be for this huge waste of time.
Realtor asked me to lock up.

Which I did.


With my phone in the house on a charger.


Go home and call the two realtors involved to come very and use their phone app to open the new style lock box. No answers.

I call other unrelated realtors to find help, finally get one to come over, she sung the national anthem at my clean up...

But she forgot to get the app verified on her new phone.

She makes some calls and a total of two hours later I get my life support system back. How many of you could function without your map, CRM and phone?

Next job is a price and do an hours drive away. All the red flags were there in our phone conversation but her "Nope no pets" suckered me in


Yep .

Piss everywhere..

Replace it.


No offer for gas money.





But her goats were awesome.

View attachment 86594


As was the Mexican food on the way home..

View attachment 86595



Think I'll go for a buggy ride tomorrow in the snow...

It felt a little like this when the door locked behind you?

 

[Mikey P]

Just about.


With out fb messaging I would have missed the goats.

 

[BIG WOOD]

@Matt Wood I expect you to be all over this.

You're a sumbich

 

[Dolly Llama]

any of those goats in the wild?

or did they all get ate?

speaking of..
I ate goat meAt once
donno what part
It was grilled and once I got past the BBQ sauce taste (not a fan) it tasted prettydamngood ..fo-reel







..L.T.A.

 

[Mikey P]

I drove a cab on Maui for a while


The owner, a Phillopeno, invited me over for a family bbq.


They stuck a 7ft metal rod through a whole goat, ass to mouth, and cooked it, skin, guts and all, over a fire pit.

They ate every last morsel.