Ever have this happen

Bjorn

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this happened a few years ago

Just setting up at a customers house. I hear my customer say something about his left arm is kind of stinging sore???

Then I see him reaching for the roll aids and he asks me if I can get the bottle of aspirin for him off the counter for his headache

Hummmmmmmmmmm

YOU OK " yeah just fine " you sure " I'll feel feel like a million bucks in just a little while"

I don't know maybe I should call some one for you

" I don't need a Fooking nanny just clean the FOOKING carpets OK? "

I went out to the truck and called 911

I let the paramedics in boy was he pissed

" there is nothing wrong with me god dang it"

firemen hey lets just give you the once over while were here OK

" get the fook away from me and then he passes out"

they take him away latter he had a quadruple bypass does not remember a thing or how he got to the hospital
 

rhyde

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plain and simple, a missed opportunity to up sell soil retardant and steal the change of his dresser !
 

Jim Pemberton

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Marty

I've changed my mind. You aren't the Boo Radley of Mikeysboard:

You're the Thomas B. Reed of Mikeysboard.

Its suits you better
 

bob vawter

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One of my new kids had a custy OD right in front of him.......passed out cold and could not wake her up.......
he called EMS and they took her away.......

i jus ran into her while back and she was STILL pissed that he called EMS....!
 

Torn

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Did you pillage his home while he was past out? Just kidding good job Brother
 

Bjorn

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he did not remember a thing untill the hospital

the family said thanks and paid for the cleaning

so in a way I cleaned his out his house
 
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I had a lady sipping on a bottle of jack daniels get so drunk she litterally fell down her stairs and then started cussing me out over the up-ront price I gave her. She refused to pay, then she passed out drunk on the couch. Yes I went through her sock drawer and got my pay and no more. I would have taken it all but she had kids. :shock: The funny thing was she was completely sober when I got to the house, but after 20 minutes she started wobbling around, and then she just got shit faced.
 

everfresh1

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Good job man, I hope you at least got a tip :?: Once I was cleaning these stupid dope heads carpet it was above a store 2nd floor a extra long set of stairs. The dumb b..tch had her maybe.. 2 year old toddler runing around by those stairs, I grabed the kid right before he would have fallen down those stairs. Would have broken his neck. You see alot of these idoits down in Detroit.
 

gary mackay

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If you were in California you would have got sued! You would have been like MJ's M.D. for giving him the rolaids & assburn. If that didn't work they would get you for the prespray!
 

Jimmy L

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Terry that was just a wonderful heart felt story!

See what hanging out with Joe P, Lisa Wagner and Howie has done to you?

They've made you into a thoughtful caring sweet person.


And thanks for reminding me to take my daily aspirin!
 

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