Famous phrases said by callers that indicate you’re not getting the job…

[icleancarpetz]

‘I‘ll have to talk to my wife’
’I’ll have to talk to my husband‘
’Let me get a few things out of the way and then call you back’

 

[Nomad74]

Let's book the appointment but I'm going to call a few others.

 

[Hack Attack]

Ohh, your prices have gone up since 3 years ago.. I think it can wait 6 months

 

[Jimmy L]

Any voice that is middle eastern or ebonics

 

[Cleanworks]

Any voice that is middle eastern or ebonics

Middle Eastern? You mean like from Ohio?

 

[Jimmy L]

Kanadian word salad too

 

[icleancarpetz]

Any voice that is middle eastern or ebonics

I thought i was the only one getting these calls.

My days of negotiating a chicken for a goat are over……(cliiiiick)

 

[Cleanworks]

I thought i was the only one getting these calls.

My days of negotiating a chicken for a goat are over……(cliiiiick)

A chicken for a goat is a good deal. What's your problem?

 

[icleancarpetz]

they often offer chicken feed.

 

[Numero Uno]

F off ...lol

 

[Papa John]

"I have a lot of questions and demands"...
means-- I might not take the job, even if I'm chosen.

 

[Mikey P]

Can you supply a MSDS for your chemicals?

 

[icleancarpetz]

Can you supply a MSDS for your chemicals?

I had a bag of nuts ask me this a years back. I knew then she would be trouble in the horizon from sunrise to sun down.

 

[Papa John]

Can you supply a MSDS for your chemicals?

When a caller asks this, I tell them that our main cleaning chemical, Hydrogen dioxide, Kills more people worldwide than any other chemical. This chemical is also called "Water".
It kills people during flooding and drowning.
Don't worry we know how to use this chemical safely.

 

[FB19087]

When a caller asks this, I tell them that our main cleaning chemical, Hydrogen dioxide, Kills more people worldwide than any other chemical. This chemical is also called "Water".
It kills people during flooding and drowning.
Don't worry we know how to use this chemical safely.

I wouldn't hire you since you can't get the joke right...........water is dihydrogen monoxide or hydrogen oxide



hydrogen dioxide would be 1 hydrogen and 2 Oxygen......(HO2)

 

[Papa John]

I wouldn't hire you since you can't get the joke right...........water is dihydrogen monoxide or hydrogen oxide



hydrogen dioxide would be 1 hydrogen and 2 Oxygen......(HO2)

Opps-- I stand corrected.
I failed to give it any thought and just typed away. In my defense-- I had just woken up and my eyes were still foggy. It was only 5am--ish here in Thailand.