Famous phrases said by callers that indicate you’re not getting the job…

Papa John

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Can you supply a MSDS for your chemicals?
When a caller asks this, I tell them that our main cleaning chemical, Hydrogen dioxide, Kills more people worldwide than any other chemical. This chemical is also called "Water".
It kills people during flooding and drowning.
Don't worry we know how to use this chemical safely.
 

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When a caller asks this, I tell them that our main cleaning chemical, Hydrogen dioxide, Kills more people worldwide than any other chemical. This chemical is also called "Water".
It kills people during flooding and drowning.
Don't worry we know how to use this chemical safely.

I wouldn't hire you since you can't get the joke right...........water is dihydrogen monoxide or hydrogen oxide



hydrogen dioxide would be 1 hydrogen and 2 Oxygen......(HO2)
 
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Papa John

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I wouldn't hire you since you can't get the joke right...........water is dihydrogen monoxide or hydrogen oxide



hydrogen dioxide would be 1 hydrogen and 2 Oxygen......(HO2)

Opps-- I stand corrected.
I failed to give it any thought and just typed away. In my defense-- I had just woken up and my eyes were still foggy. It was only 5am--ish here in Thailand.
 

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