Gravy!

[Mikey P]

 

[hogjowl]

We went to Cracker Barrel after church today, because I wanted breakfast, and because my snooty wife won’t eat at Waffle House. The wait was 25 minutes, so we went to eat Baconators instead.
Then we took our naps.

 

[Mikey P]

I bought a 75" deluxe Samsung TV on 24 months same as cash.

It has voice command that can be smart tuned to understand you people too

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Sprinkle powdered mashed potatoes on it and it'll vacuum right up.