Happy Birfday Bawb!

[Mikey P]

We all know your body is 105 but has your soul hit 17 yet?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Soul? He sold that baby long long ago!

Happy Birthday!

 

[Zee]

Happy birthday Bawb!

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Happy birthday....round one!

 

[John Olson]

Happy Birthday Bob!

 

[Buck1955]

Happy Birthday Bob!

 

[bob vawter]

i wanna thank all yous ones here that wished me a happy birthday today.......HOWEVER my forever parents never knew the EXACT day i was borned on.......they merly guessed. I MAY have been left on steps...not sure!
I didn't get my REAL number till i was about 12....when we tracked down the birth cert.....
the real number is the 14th............
PLUS the 12th always threw the cops off.........back when i had a gadzillion traffic tickets
so i always say the 12th as a joke to mysef...


so i guess we'll all do this again real soon........huh?

 

[Jim Martin]

Happy Birthday Bob....the board just wouldn't be the same without you.........

 

[mirf]

Happy birthday

 

[bob vawter]

We all know your body is 105 but has your soul hit 17 yet?

you saw my soul in Aptos mf!

BTW......i think Amy Winehouse was the best there was beyond a doubt.....
thanks for that POTD.......Richard

 

[Lee Stockwell]

My dad would have been 85 today, but he was young until the day he died.

Make every year count Bob.

 

[bob vawter]

thanks Lee....i'm down to being happy if i jus wake up....!


who's got that saying about sliding into home plate.....?

 

[Harry Myers]

Happy Birthday Bob.

 

[bob vawter]

i'm finding out if you put yor birthday two days ahead on FB.....
you get a long weekend birfday!
It's great...thanks again everyone!

 

[Zee]

Now.. change it about every 6 months and most of your "friends" will believe it and greet you again and again...a very small percentage of them will be question it...it gets better if they actually buy birthday presents too.

 

[bob vawter]

great idea Zee...
i'm finding out you can get away wit doing crazy chit the older you get....
i'm figgurin' a nursin' home should be a gas........


if you can keep the leaks and squirts down to a minimum!

 

[Buck1955]

if you can keep the leaks and squirts down to a minimum!

 

[bob vawter]

it's sad Buck..seein' all them old people hunched over rolling down the halls....we been going to see my sister-in-law who sHATerED her leg while back...
so i figgered i'd sit in her wheelchair for a while......next thing i'm out in the hallway...rollin' along....well i missed a turn somewhere and got lost......it was hard to convince the attendants that i "really don belong here"........most of the po basturds were my age ....or younger.......

by the grace of happenstance go you OR i!

it WAS weird.....rather than just stay in the room with a nodding off sistain law...
i went out cruzin' and talking to some of the po fcks IN there........
and they ALL think that they're goin' home some time soon............
the poor lady in the same room(about 85 or so...asked me to give her a spong bath.....now this old broad WAS good looking at some point in her lif.........but that chit was GONE...
so i tol her that we don know each other good enough yet...........yikes!

 

[Lee Stockwell]

How old Bob? I've sized you up as a typical 55 year old stoner just ACTING old.

My little brother Mike just turned 49, heart and liver failure, acts 80. Still smoking and the rest. Sad.

I try to help his kids, but he's dragged them into the same path.

 

[adamh]

I hope you have many more great years!!!

 

[bob vawter]

How old Bob? I've sized you up as a typical 55 year old stoner just ACTING old.

My little brother Mike just turned 49, heart and liver failure, acts 80. Still smoking and the rest. Sad.

I try to help his kids, but he's dragged them into the same path.

70...if i make it another 55 min.....!
at the fest it took me 3 breaks to get to my room......

butyl and nitro- methane fuel was my downfall....
believe it or not @ 45 i had a 30" waist and could rundown 16 year old kids

 

[Russ T.]

Sorry I'm a day late, but I trust it was a great one! You're a kind and hilarious guy who helps make this place so fun to hang out.

 

[bob vawter]

Sorry I'm a day late, but I trust it was a great one! You're a kind and hilarious guy who helps make this place so fun to hang out.

no Russ ..yor right on time.....i've invented this 3 day birthday thing...works great!

i watched you out in Ca....i know you're gonna do great!

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Butyl contributed to my kidney stones and beautiful ruddy complexion.

 

[Papa John]

Happy B-Day Bob!!

Come to Thailand with me someday-I'll show you around-- Vegas is Disney Land compared to this place!
It will might perk you up or put u in a grave sooner-- but you'll have a big grin on your face either way.

 

[bob vawter]

I gotta say...
i think this three day birthday celebration IS quite an idea...
maybe they'll name it after me someday......
my wife FINALLY got around to wishin' me a happy birthday....
she didn't think the idea was so hot!..
jus move yor FB birthday date ahead two days..

 

[Hoody]

Happy birthday - hope you get to see at least 10 more.

 

[bob vawter]

Happy birthday - hope you get to see at least 10 more.

Hey Dink...tell you what.......next fest ..
i'll grab Art....then stop by and get you....sound lik fun....?

 

[Jim Pemberton]

Happy birthday #2 !

If you have two birthdays a year how does that make you then?

 

[steve_64]

happy birthday bawb!

genny says birthdays are for the whole week not just the day...

happy birthday week