have any of you had a customer make a pass at you?

[Brian R]

Years ago a lady had me back for dinner after a job.
That was the only time I had ever been hit on during a job.

I've seen half naked women and all that...walked in on a regular customer while she was in the shower...I had a loud vacuum and she wasn't supposed to be home.
Walked in on a dude in a walk in closet...my eyes still aren't the same. Yikes.

But I gotta tell ya. When I'm in a house, all I see is carpet, tile and upholstery...oh and dollar signs.

I think I probably missed out on a lot of lawsuits and stalkers. Go figure.

 

[Brian R]

Did I mention Jen was a customer of mine before we started dating?

 

[bob vawter]

Did I mention Jen was a customer of mine before we started dating?

S#@#&%B#$&!!!

 

[gary mackay]

What perplexes me is why so many women customers tell me they will be upstairs taking a shower. I don't know if it's code or that I make them feel so dirty that they have an urge to get clean. The last repeat that always does that had the bath tub filed up & ready when I got there and actually left the door ajar enough that when I bumped it with the wand it went open.

I think it's all a tease factor & they just want to see how far we will go or else the video is running in hopes for another You Tube hit movie!

 

[Nate The Great]

What perplexes me is why so many women customers tell me they will be upstairs taking a shower. I don't know if it's code or that I make them feel so dirty that they have an urge to get clean. The last repeat that always does that had the bath tub filed up & ready when I got there and actually left the door ajar enough that when I bumped it with the wand it went open.

I think it's all a tease factor & they just want to see how far we will go or else the video is running in hopes for another You Tube hit movie!

Always assume there's a camrea. Keeps people honest. :wink:

 

[Lyman]

Has anyone ever scored or is this another carpet cleaning myth. When are you going back for the upholstery.

 

[juniorc82]

Im going back to do the furniture middle of next week. Im gonna keep it proffesional as always no need to shit in your own back yard

 

[rotovacguy]

Jon, are you sure that's all you're going to DO??




My advise to you would be to go for it, that is, if neither of you are married.



Don't ask me how I know this, but those older ones (I'm not talking 80 year olds...but some women still look fine in their 50's) are the best, they f*ck you like it's their last time!

 

[rhyde]

had a few over the years the worst was years ago delivering a sofa we cleaned to a assisted living facility and a bunch of old ladies sitting around as we where carrying the sofa in

one says.."Oh, look at those young strong men"

another says ..." i know what i'd like to do with a young strong man"

then another .."i could use two at once"

and on and on

:shock:

 

[sweendogg]

And now we know why Randy prefers to stay inside and clean rugs. Any cleaner subjected to that kinda of torture... nightmares!

 

[Art Kelley]

Has anyone ever scored or is this another carpet cleaning myth. When are you going back for the upholstery.

Next to "how long will it take to dry?" this is probably the most wondered about question in the business. I can remember wives of my friends asking me about this at partys late at night when I first started in the 70's when I was in my 20s. I would just chuckle and give them that thousand yard stare. As always, don't break any of the ten commandments, especially #10 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'

 

[Nate The Great]

Has anyone ever scored or is this another carpet cleaning myth. When are you going back for the upholstery.

Next to "how long will it take to dry?" this is probably the most wondered about question in the business. I can remember wives of my friends asking me about this at partys late at night when I first started in the 70's when I was in my 20s. I would just chuckle and give them that thousand yard stare. As always, don't break any of the ten commandments, especially #10 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'

Does it still apply if you move?

 

[Lyman]

Art, I didn't know you like men and animals.

 

[RandyH]

One customer called me to go out with her a couple of weeks after the job This Sunday is our 18th anniversery She's also a nurse so I got me some health insurance to boot.

 

[Fred Homan]

I have always wished I would get raped by a HOT chick....

 

[-JB-]

TMI!

 

[FB7777]

shoot, I get hit on so often that I had my invoices re-done and added it to my methods of payment



Devildork on Phred's computer

 

[-JB-]

 

[Bruce Humphrey]

Where's Becker when we need a good story?

 

[FB7777]

after losing half his crap in a settlement, it dawned on him that he probably shouldn't post his sexploits on the internet :shock:

 

[maker]

Working in San Fransisco I've been hit on by both women and men. Gay people r ok with me but its still feels creepy when your face to face with a guy customer that finds you attractive.
Awkward to say the least.

 

[bob vawter]

Working in San Fransisco I've been hit on by both women and men. Gay people r ok with me but its still feels creepy when your face to face with a guy customer that finds you attractive.
Awkward to say the least.

attractive???
Post a pic...
WE'LL be the judge of that!

 

[maker]

Working in San Fransisco I've been hit on by both women and men. Gay people r ok with me but its still feels creepy when your face to face with a guy customer that finds you attractive.
Awkward to say the least.

attractive???
Post a pic...
WE'LL be the judge of that!

 

[Nate The Great]

Working in San Fransisco I've been hit on by both women and men. Gay people r ok with me but its still feels creepy when your face to face with a guy customer that finds you attractive.
Awkward to say the least.

attractive???
Post a pic...
WE'LL be the judge of that!

I'd hit it!!!!!



Chavez on Nate's computer....

 

[Desk Jockey]

Damn Nate beat me to it, I WAS going to say Nate would tap it. :x

 

[Nate The Great]

Damn Nate beat me to it, I WAS going to say Nate would tap it. :x

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