Hey Marty, dont these My Easy Marketing cards look great?

[Mikey P]

and I did them all by myself!

 

[hogjowl]

That was a low blow.

Even for you.

 

[Mikey P]

Ask what they cost me..

 

[FB7777]

obviously you did them all by yourself


wtf is a warm nath?


the only thing missing is happy ending Carpet Cleaners

 

[The Preacher]

that relaxing long NATH, should do a rug wounders!!!

look at the back side for spell check!!!

 

[Jack May]

They LOOK great and eye catching, but I'm not 100% with the wording.

But what do I know... I'm far from being a rug guru

John.

PS How much did they cost?

 

[Joel D]

looks good please explain this vapor cleaning stuff

and since your giving it to Marty to bad about the spelling How many thousand of those did you send out with that error
Im sure lots of people will call (someone whos to lazy to check his spelling) to have their expensive area rugs cleaned

 

[XTREME1]

you haven't heard about nath. It is what all steam cleaners do it is the opposite of bath NOT + BATH = NATH

 

[Ron Lippold]

Mikey that card is very appealing it will make them want to invest in their rugs dont forget the up sell into the house.

 

[Jack May]

What program did you use?

John

 

[hogjowl]

WHAT ... is it my night tonight?

 

[The Great Oz]

Give that rug a bath and you'll own the discolored carcass.

Or maybe there's an inside joke here. :roll:

 

[Mikey P]

card is not even printed yet so chill.






Yeah, I'll be Hosting the Navajos.

 

[truckmount girl]

There is an inside joke. But it's really not very funny, so you didn't miss much.

Take care,
Lisa

 

[Mikey P]

If there is an inside joke on my card, I am not aware of it.

 

[truckmount girl]

My mistake.

It was a rug store he had before, not a dry cleaners.

Carry on.

Take care,
Lisa

 

[Mikey P]

who had a rug store?

 

[XTREME1]

I would go with this picture it is much more warm and sensitive

 

[Mikey P]

I guess that goes under the laundering tab

 

[Greenie]

She meant Carpet store.

Men have the memories, and obviously the better jokes.

 

[hogjowl]

I guess Ms. Harmones is talking about me?

 

[-JB-]

all joking aside Mike, looks pretty good to me, love the text.

 

[hogjowl]

Oh, you're funny ... just remember, your sorry ass will soon be close enough to me for me to be able to make a drive over for an attitude adjustment!

 

[hogjowl]

Diesel is too high.

 

[hogjowl]

That's not me. Jim Martin is the one who can't get walk-ups. I get them regularly. I had an old woman call me yesterday who simply noticed the V parked on the street while on a job last week. That never happened before I got the V.

 

[harryhides]

Requests for janitorial work or strip n wax jobs do not count.

 

[Curtis Pennington]

That's not me. Jim Martin is the one who can't get walk-ups. I get them regularly. I had an old woman call me yesterday who simply noticed the V parked on the street while on a job last week. That never happened before I got the V.

Didnt you drive an unmarked van for years?

 

[hogjowl]

Yes, but that was years ago.

 

[Greenie]

Oh, you're funny ... just remember, your sorry ass will soon be close enough to me for me to be able to make a drive over for an attitude adjustment!

Greenbean on Marty's computer.

 

[hogjowl]

Would you slap my son while you're here?

I'm too old to do it now.