Holed glides, for real...

[Meter Maid]

I’m probably buying one of Mike’s glides anyway, so no sales needed. I’m just trying decide on slots or holes. I’ve always used slots

Do holed glides really help the wand pull more water, or do they just make the top of the carpet feel drier?

Seems like holed glides would restrict airflow.

I’m not old and I don’t possess a vagina, so I don’t need my wands to move easier.

I do, however, want to pull as much disgusting water from the carpet as possible, without using my T-Rex all the time.

 

[hogjowl]

Just buy one
Make a freakin decision on your own

 

[Meter Maid]

Just buy one
Make a freakin decision on your own

Why are you still alive?

 

[Mikey P]

Holes are for gimps and wimps with Vortexes

Slots clean the best.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Marty’s new handle...
Captain
Crotchety
Curmudgeon

 

[Mikey P]

Btw Chris


I'm working on something in my secret laboratory that should work very well with your HydroMaster wand that may evolutionize the industry

 

[hogjowl]

Why are you still alive?

Because I’ve been using a hole glide.
If I’d had that heart attack while dragging a slot glide, I’d be dead.

 

[Mikey P]

Because I’ve been using a hole glide.
If I’d had that heart attack while dragging a slot glide, I’d be dead.

Dude you're like six two ,245 lbs, what the **** is wrong with you?

 

[Meter Maid]

Dude you're like six two ,245 lbs, what the **** is wrong with you?

He’s like 107 years old.

He’s bogging down the system and we all have to wear masks to keep him alive a few more months.

 

[hogjowl]

6’4”

 

[Nomad74]

Get a slot. The hole glides jam up too often with crap. Gotta love airsoft pellets.

 

[hogjowl]

Get a slot. The hole glides jam up too often with crap. Gotta love airsoft pellets.

You should be vacuuming
If you’re a hack, hole glides as re not for you

 

[Nomad74]

You should be vacuuming
If you’re a hack, hole glides as re not for you

Not even vacuuming gets all those little bastards up.

 

[hogjowl]

Not like you vacuum
I never encounter a problem

 

[Mikey P]

Whats an airsofty pellet?

 

[Nomad74]

Not like you vacuum
I never encounter a problem

I've got nothing...... Ofer wore me out.

 

[Dolly Llama]

Do holed glides really help the wand pull more water,

no

or do they just make the top of the carpet feel drier?

yes.
But only for a short while

do side by side, and immediately "feels" like a tremendous difference .
feel them 15 minutes later, and you won't know which is which.
and no difference in complete dry times

hole glides are easiest to push.
It's the ONLY benefit they offer over slot or glideless.
which could make a difference if you bought a wand de jour that's harder than hell to push WITH a glide

..L.T.A.

 

[Cleanworks]

Hole glides are for wimps or Marty's.

 

[Mikey P]

if you bought a wand de jour that's harder than hell to push WITH a glide

Stay in your lane Plaster Pete...

 

[Dolly Llama]

Stay in your lane Plaster Pete

weren't you suggesting choking the wand down with 1.5" when guys were mentioning how hard they are to push?

..L.T.A.

 

[hogjowl]

Stay in your lane Plaster Pete...

For real

 

[Mikey P]

weren't you suggesting choking the wand down with 1.5" when guys were mentioning how hard they are to push?

..L.T.A.

Trust me, you would have no problem with either Dev.


You know how to use a wand.


The 1.5/12" works so damn well i can enjoy the lightweight and flexibility of an 8' whip and still get unreal dry times

 

[Cleanworks]

Trust me, you would have no problem with either Dev.


You know how to use a wand.


The 1.5/12" works so damn well i can enjoy the lightweight and flexibility of an 8' whip and still get unreal dry times

do you find those 15 ft. tapered whips collapse on you?

 

[Lee Stockwell]

When it's available again I'll get a 1.5 x 12" Dev to be my "afternoon wand". The 2 x 14" gets intense after 3 or 4 hours.

 

[Mikey P]

do you find those 15 ft. tapered whips collapse on you?

Yep..

I use 8' of regular porty hose

 

[Dolly Llama]

Plaster Pete...

that's funny, BTW..fo-reel
maybe help that dullard Marty with something clever...

..L.T.A.

 

[Cleanworks]

that's funny, BTW..fo-reel
maybe help that dullard Marty with something clever...

..L.T.A.

Kinda hard to use Marty and clever in the same sentence.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Yep..

I use 8' of regular porty hose

My helper was complaining about the hose being too big on my 1.5" wand. And it wasn't because the suction was too high. She said the bigger hose was preventing her from pushing and pulling in a straight line, due to how light the 1.5" was. It's hard to explain. I couldn't understand what she was saying, but I think you were right on those little wands needing a 8' 1.5" hose attached

 

[hogjowl]

I bet she gets frustrated often