B&BGaryC said:
I use a slurry made out of polar bears and baby seals just to piss off environmentalists.
So this penguin was driving his car, and it started to break down.
He pulled into the auto repair shop at the next town. He got out of his car and went to the shop owner, a polar bear, and told him that his car was not running well and would he take a look at it.
Sure, the polar bear said. But it will take me a few minutes to get to it.
Well, is there someplace I can wait and get something cool to drink then asked the penguin.
Yeah, there's an ice cream parlor across the street, said the polar bear.
So the penguin waddled across the street to the ice cream parlor sat down an ordered a bowl with two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
The ice cream arrived quickly to the penguins satisfaction as it was a rather hot day in Arizona.
Well not having any hands, and no opposable thumb, to hold a spoon with the penguin just stuck his little face right down into the bowl of ice cream.
He ate that ice cream and got a second bowl. After about 30 minutes of eating ice cream- making a mess, spilling some on the table and getting it all over his flippers and face the penguin decided to go check on his car.
He waddled back over to the repair shop and asked about this car. The polar bear looked out from under the hood, at the penguin and said: Looks like you blew a seal.
The penguin said: No, it's just vanilla ice cream, what's wrong with my car?