I hate Fels...

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When I forget to take it out of my hip pocket it goes through the wash...

What a mess.
I went through the same thing twice. Then I went to Home Depot, and bought a pouch to clip on my belt. It's got 2 sep. compartments, on for tabs, and the other I put the Fels in..... I found these cheap rubber dog booties @ Wallyworld... Kind of like a thick balloon with the mouth piece cut off... Works well......
Jeff @ SCC
 

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When I was still in Grade school I learned to empty my pockets before I put them in the dirty clothes.

When I was married I learned to empty my pockets before I took them off---she would appropriate the cash no matter how much it was...
Might be part of the reason we are no longer married.
 
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When I was married I learned to empty my pockets before I took them off---she would appropriate the cash no matter how much it was...
When the kids were teens they would get home and leave clothing and such strewn from the front door to the bedroom. My wife instituted "Mom's Rule" - if she had to pick it up or go through the pockets before doing laundry anything she found was hers to keep. The kids laughed - sure mom, you can have the 13 cents change out of my pocket...

After a couple months, as the kids looked on, she pulled out a huge jar of money gleaned from their pockets, counted it out, and went and bought a nice new dress. The tally of things left on the floor and left in pockets suddenly dropped to almost nothing.

The only drawback was my pocket contents that I was sure I had put on the dresser would "somehow" get knocked on the floor and therefore subject to moms rule. Hmmm...
 
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When the kids were teens they would get home and leave clothing and such strewn from the front door to the bedroom. My wife instituted "Mom's Rule" - if she had to pick it up or go through the pockets before doing laundry anything she found was hers to keep. The kids laughed - sure mom, you can have the 13 cents change out of my pocket...

After a couple months, as the kids looked on, she pulled out a huge jar of money gleaned from their pockets, counted it out, and went and bought a nice new dress. The tally of things left on the floor and left in pockets suddenly dropped to almost nothing.

The only drawback was my pocket contents that I was sure I had put on the dresser would "somehow" get knocked on the floor and therefore subject to moms rule. Hmmm...
Just to mess with my wife, I'm going to write a fictitious woman's name and ph.# on a piece of paper.... Leave it in my pocket..... We will see how good of a house keeper she really is.....
 

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A guy I work with was being all secretive, calls that he suddenly would end when his fiancée walked into the room, little 'trips' that he didn't mention, etc. She became convinced he was seeing someone else and nearly left him - he was secretly having his grandmothers wedding ring repaired and resized so he could propose to her. The plan very nearly backfired. Oops!
 
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Who uses Fels anymore????? That's SOOOOO 2009 teeemf

I bought about about 7bars of that stuff at walmart back in 2010. I have 6bars still in my shed, and I threw half of that 7th bar away after I saw myself looking like an idiot rubbing the carpet with a bar of soap
 

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I have always been an early riser. My kids used to be responsible for cleaning the kitchen before they went to bed. Often they would not get to it and I would wake up to a dirty kitchen.

So I instituted a new policy. If you don't get the kitchen cleaned before bed then it means you want to talk to me. I will wake you all up and help you with the dishes and kitchen---when I get up.

So about once a month I would go wake them up tear the covers off the bed and meet them in the kitchen for cleanup. I was syrupy sweet and talkative. They got pretty good at cleaning the kitchen before they went to bed.

It was the best thing to happen to my house. I no longer had to ask them or growl at them. Syrupy Sweet Rick at 5 AM is not fun for kids that want to sleep.
 

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Who uses Fels anymore????? That's SOOOOO 2009 teeemf

I bought about about 7bars of that stuff at walmart back in 2010. I have 6bars still in my shed, and I threw half of that 7th bar away after I saw myself looking like an idiot rubbing the carpet with a bar of soap
Marty will be on you for not using a cheese graded to make it into some other concoction. Save money but waste time jackin with the shit. Sad..truly sad! :errf:
 
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