SamIam
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Not really! She would’ve said. “ that doesn’t smell like new again.”
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Not really! She would’ve said. “ that doesn’t smell like new again.”
SamIam
Member
Seriously! You set expectation.
Customers send signals. From lala land.
I had one lady mind you I was going in with a portable and doing 5 rooms at the time for $31.95
I was running my trusty spot test where I actually used a bunch of formula 90 and cleaned a spot in the middle of her muck!
After my fabulous demonstration! I said “ mam if you want all your carpet to look like this it’s will only be $99 for the deep cleaning!”
She smiled back at me and said son!
I already prayed to Jesus and He told me your gonna get all this carpet cleaned for $31.95.
As her 5 home schooled kids looked on in amazement of Moms faith!
I said I will do my best, but with out the extra chemicals! I doubt Jesus is gonna get your carpet cleaned!
She insisted she prayed, and says do your best!
Well I did remove a few spots for the basic price, but it wasn’t no miracle on 41 st street.
And now you know why I dont use a porty or so a spot test!
Customers send signals. From lala land.
I had one lady mind you I was going in with a portable and doing 5 rooms at the time for $31.95
I was running my trusty spot test where I actually used a bunch of formula 90 and cleaned a spot in the middle of her muck!
After my fabulous demonstration! I said “ mam if you want all your carpet to look like this it’s will only be $99 for the deep cleaning!”
She smiled back at me and said son!
I already prayed to Jesus and He told me your gonna get all this carpet cleaned for $31.95.
As her 5 home schooled kids looked on in amazement of Moms faith!
I said I will do my best, but with out the extra chemicals! I doubt Jesus is gonna get your carpet cleaned!
She insisted she prayed, and says do your best!
Well I did remove a few spots for the basic price, but it wasn’t no miracle on 41 st street.
And now you know why I dont use a porty or so a spot test!
As soon as someone pull the WWJD card on me, they can live on a prayer hoping that their carpets get cleaned for all i care.. im outta there..
One time some turkish lady told me that it aint her fault that carpets are dirty for god make the dirt fall and i shouldn't charge so much....
I just told her that was correct, for god made dirt fall so I can make a living to feed my family. That pissed her off considering i was an infidel her eyes... Needless to say, i won't be doing business with her again.
One time some turkish lady told me that it aint her fault that carpets are dirty for god make the dirt fall and i shouldn't charge so much....
I just told her that was correct, for god made dirt fall so I can make a living to feed my family. That pissed her off considering i was an infidel her eyes... Needless to say, i won't be doing business with her again.
SamIam
Member
Got it. I've been skipping church lately. Too many used El Camino's on Craig's List to sort through.
SamIam
Member
Dang I should’ve said ask your Pastor!
Boy I could imagine the look of dismay
Boy I could imagine the look of dismay
Cleanworks
Moderator
Somebody says wwjd, you say he would probably call me. He's a carpenter doesn't know fook all about carpets.
Old Coastie
Supportive Member
Psalms 51:7
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
So yeah, wwjd.
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
So yeah, wwjd.
hogjowl
Idiot™
Damon is Catholic
They only know Jesus’ mother
They only know Jesus’ mother
Lutheran, wayward Catholics.
Mikey P
Administrator
I told Gary Taylor that same story once from a home in Lake Los Angeles...
For some reason my next 2 room was in Oxnard....
SamIam
Member
Ya I told him send that fool drivin
