Is your Costco getting raided for TP, water and Rug Doctors?
- Thread starter Mikey P
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Braden bell
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Our local Fred Meyers is just about out of anything that says it kills viruses and limiting customers to 5.
Braden bell
Member
I don't think people are buying in fear of the virus. There buying from the fear that other people will buy it all
I'm working on a PR release to be distributed to media from Chinese VPN proxy:
The CDC is convinced that a lack of carpet cleaning causes the spread of the coronavirus. People are tracking it in on their shoes and clothing. Washing your clothes is highly recommended especially if you eat live bats, but the only way to be truly safe is monthly carpet cleaning during the months of Nov-April. Additionally it is suspected that ChemDry's prespray contains the virus as they use bat urine as a booster. If you have had ChemDRY in the last year, a double rinse with a glided wand may be necessary. Further more do not consult the IICRC for more information. They are colluding with Russian prostitutes to influence the latest Alex Jones poll over at info wars.
Parody not meant to be taken seriously by intoxicated carpet cleaners.
The CDC is convinced that a lack of carpet cleaning causes the spread of the coronavirus. People are tracking it in on their shoes and clothing. Washing your clothes is highly recommended especially if you eat live bats, but the only way to be truly safe is monthly carpet cleaning during the months of Nov-April. Additionally it is suspected that ChemDry's prespray contains the virus as they use bat urine as a booster. If you have had ChemDRY in the last year, a double rinse with a glided wand may be necessary. Further more do not consult the IICRC for more information. They are colluding with Russian prostitutes to influence the latest Alex Jones poll over at info wars.
Parody not meant to be taken seriously by intoxicated carpet cleaners.
