Ive been drafted..

[J Scott W]

Not to worry. The miltary won't take 4F

 

[Mikey P]

What's that?

 

[J Scott W]

What's that?

Those who were around in the draft days are familair with 4F - Evaluated as physically, mentally or emotionaly unfit for active duty.

Like Ali.

Not a very good insult when I have to expalin it.

 

[bob vawter]

And when they ask the steer or queer question......

Say steer....

 

[Mikey P]

With friends like mine...

 

[Bob Savage]

MIike,

You haven't been drafted until you are summoned to attend basic training, AIT, and then get shipped to Vietnam.

That'll give you a whooooosh if ever there was one!

 

[steve_64]

I was surprised I didn't get called back during desert Storm. Probably because of my heart condition.

The only good thing it ever did for me.

 

[Bob Pruitt]

We use to clean the Coast Guard Station and houses in Ventura. They didn't ask for a low price. Charged regular square foot price.

 

[Mikey P]

Finally something I wanted to hear

 

[Old Coastie]

We use to clean the Coast Guard Station and houses in Ventura. They didn't ask for a low price. Charged regular square foot price.

That's because we know all too well what it is like to never get enough money.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

tons of money for weapons, bombs and bullshit, not so much for cleaning...

 

[Papa John]

They will probably want all insurance documents and MSDS for the chemicals you will be using. That's what they asked us for.

 

[NobleCarpetCleaners]

"We look for qualified Small and Disadvantaged Businesses when possible......." Well, yer a carpet cleaner so check that box. Juuuuust kidding..

Looks easy squeezy Mike, find out their insurance requirements. If they're higher limits then you have just get your insurance broker to quote you the difference. Then tell them you'll bump the insurance (with same day proof) when they approve your first invoice. Worked like a charm for me with McDonalds.

Price is on you. Hell I thought you were retired, not building an empire over the hill on the high chaparral. Give-em a "vailid for 90 days" price sheet or "subject to change" where you can make $150+/hr with your tired old retired body. Remember, these schmucks are just over paid property managers for uncle sam, nobody special at all. Not bad though, I'd drive 1/2hr to make that curb to curb all day.

 

[Nate The Great]

"We look for qualified Small and Disadvantaged Businesses when possible......." Well, yer a carpet cleaner so check that box. Juuuuust kidding..

Looks easy squeezy Mike, find out their insurance requirements. If they're higher limits then you have just get your insurance broker to quote you the difference. Then tell them you'll bump the insurance (with same day proof) when they approve your first invoice. Worked like a charm for me with McDonalds.

Price is on you. Hell I thought you were retired, not building an empire over the hill on the high chaparral. Give-em a "vailid for 90 days" price sheet or "subject to change" where you can make $150+/hr with your tired old retired body. Remember, these schmucks are just over paid property managers for uncle sam, nobody special at all. Not bad though, I'd drive 1/2hr to make that curb to curb all day.

Down here it's been about kick backs.... A local bigger company would give trips to Vegas to the project managers and HNIC's.... While it's frowned upon to give kick backs, it does go on...

Even worse with WDR.... Plumbers would get a minimum of $300 on gift cards... A friend of mine who's a plumber said they'd have WDR companies coming around saying they'll pay the plumber techs $300 cash.... Then after they get the job, they were given gift cards and told they can't give cash...


We know a guy who'd bid stuff cheap, but make a killing on "change orders"... There's all different types of ways to get more money from the gubbmint legally... Business is business... This other guy said the gubbmint pays for flea and tick treatment and because it's federal you don't need a pest control license... Federal has different laws... Spots bigger than a fist size gets $25 per spot on top of the job...

 

[Desk Jockey]

Some day soon the plumber bs is going to be illegal.

Of course some dipshit will figure another way around it but at least the biggest part of it will be no more.

 

[Mikey P]

The meeting went very well.




PC Ti wand sat in the corner of his office, confiscated from the last goober.

 

[Mikey P]

Got it!




Starting with the community center and fixing all the units the maintenance staff have been porty hacking.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Congrats! See voting for Trump already brought you work!

 

[hogjowl]

And the goober didn't come back for it?

Probably a TeeMF poster.

 

[Mikey P]

not the wand IT, the whole contract


80 plus turns a year



you'd shit yourself if you knew how much per unit.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Tell him.

Not that I care but seeing him shit himself might be fun.

 

[hogjowl]

He lies as bad as Meg.

 

[Mikey P]

But I pre vac so that makes up for it.

 

[steve_64]

But I pre vac so that makes up for it.

No it doesn't...

 

[Mikey P]

That was a joke Steve.


I never lie on the internet. If I did this board would never had existed.
My wife and kids and techs read this stuff, they would fact check me all the way to Alabama if I fibbed.

 

[steve_64]

I was joking too mikey lol

And congrats on the contract. Sounds like a sweet deal. You may need to start training a new chimp soon.

 

[Mikey P]

Thats good but I'm not sure if Marty was..

I use to doubt Meg's numbers too

 

[steve_64]

I put up some nice numbers too but it's not daily. More like occasionally.

We all lie, we just don't always realize it.

 

[Bob Pruitt]

Were you able to bid at normal rate? My experience was they wanted good work and their people well taken care of. Wasn't about price.

 

[Desk Jockey]

That was a joke Steve.


I never lie on the internet. If I did this board would never had existed.
My wife and kids and techs read this stuff, they would fact check me all the way to Alabama if I fibbed.

Your wife reads this?

Uhhh sorry Mrs P! Its all just a joke with a few lies mingled in.