JIMMYfest this Sunday 4 pm ELKHORN, NE

[Jimmy L]

People are flying in from around the country for this intial first time event.

Local and national cleaners in a true bonding expierence.

Classes in my "Four corner vacuuming techniques" will be revealed for the first time.

Classes in my new thinking outside the box technique , "Using the driveway as a cleaning platform for oriental rug cleaning".

Since this is an elite gathering you must PM me to be on my list for attendance.

A surprise mystery Guest appearance!

KoKo the Karpet Klown will be here for all the kiddies!

No wait porta-potties!

Orbitec Defender Vs Orbot Vs 300 rpm Rotary!

Learn my "Chained to a tree" wife obedience technique for greater freedom in your life!


It's all going to be here this Sunday August 9th at 4 pm.


Or watch it on pay per view.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I'll be there, in fact I'll there early. Do you want me to bring my Orbot?

I've got the address so no worry I won't get lost.

 

[Jimmy L]

Cleanco
Diablo
Vacaway representatives will be on hand.


Chavez you are more than welcome but please have your greencard!

Shuttles to and from the airport available upon request.


Showing all day will be the 1994 and 1995 National championship Nebraska Cornhusker games.

Swisher Sweets in all flavors, Chocolate/strawberry, Bananna!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Yep just got off the phone with the wife, I'll drop them off to the Omaha Zoo and then i'll be there. 10:30 too early?

See you then!

 

[Jimmy L]

4 pm Chavez


It's no bullshit


It's going to happen


Ask Dirk


The driveway has been swept off!


See the Bubbling rock out front!


Later watch hummingbirds feed in the garden!


Its all going to be here!


Don't wait!


Slots are filling up!

Only a limited number can attend!

 

[Steve in Omaha]

I'm there!

Orbot rules!!!!!

 

[Mikey P]

Send Blake to pick me up at the airport.




and I want to sleep between you and Mrs Ladwigs.

 

[Jimmy L]

If you sleep "between " us that would put YOU in the living room!


There will be a special "Sleeping room" available for those who have overindulged.


See the OPAQUE 2 gallon Mytee hrdroforce jug signed by all of your favorite board personalities!

Win a gallon of HOTKNIFE by Vacaway.com!

Contests to include staring at the sun the longest!


Talk to Mr. Tourrette himself!

Either you will laugh or cry!

 

[harryhides]

Showing all day will be the 1994 and 1995 National championship Nebraska Cornhusker games.

Is that the last time they won anything ?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Hey I'm here! Well 20-minutes away, we're here at the hotel across fronm the zoo. Out to the pool and then dinner. See you and Dirk in the AM!!!!!

 

[Curtis Pennington]

We will have a hockieologist poop identify class?

 

[LeeStockwell]

Gotta give us a head start Jimmie, ONE day...sheesh

Would love to be there...seriously

 

[Mikey P]

Holey COW the aliens let Lee loose!




Do you want me to reset your old account?


I changed your password so I could read your PMs. :shock:

 

[LeeStockwell]

...then you probably know why I was gone so long?

 

[Steve in Omaha]

Richard,

The Omaha Zoo is world class, your family is going to freak! Welcome to town! and we are glad yer here. Oh, yeah...were glad to have you too Dirk.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

I'm back! Thanks Mike

 

[Mikey P]

damn, now I wish I had read your PMs....

 

[Blue Monarch]

The famous Boxxer 421 will be on display as well. I've never cleaned a double wide before. Usually, I just clean singles. If I get started at 7 I may be able to finish on time for dinner.

 

[Mikey P]

take lots of pics.


Try and get some of Jimmie's decor.

 

[Blue Monarch]

For the good of all on this board, I won't take any pics. I've been changed forever after entering Jimmy's home.

 

[Able 1]

Weren't you boss hog?

 

[Steve in Omaha]

Photos@ 5

All hail Jimmyfest

 

[Desk Jockey]

Man I wish you guys had let me know earlier, I had no idea this was for real.

Now I'm sad I'll miss out.


Maybe we can do it again this winter!

Nice talking to you Jimmy & Steve!

 

[harryhides]

This whole event is built around the imminent arrival of the Strickland tribe so only a dumb ass from Topeka couldn't have figured that out.

You afraid of driving in a car also ?
You should go up there next time the Cornhuskers are playing Da bears.

 

[Steve in Omaha]

chavez... What a bs'r

he got stopped at the Nebraska border.

Jimmy told him to bring his card

 

[Desk Jockey]

I got screwed by my own BS.

I had no idea you guys were serious. I kept waiting to hear from Jimmy to tell me it was a hoax.

So I kept at it, only I got played. It's real!

 

[Steve in Omaha]

KoKo on the far left, Shane local boy, Danny, Dirk, Bill local boy, Steve in Omaha. KoKo shaved his legs for the big event. No sheet, no wait walk up urinal right out by the front door. Collected more than enough aluminum cans to make Chaves' bail. Have a bootleg photo of Jimmy's "Four Corner" vacuuming technique. The rest of you hacks will have to wait for the DVD release prior to Christmas.

Jimmy sez "yeah, I could pull the trigger"...

 

[harryhides]

Good grief.....



He really did sweep the garage floor.

 

[Mikey P]

I love those Costco Premium Snacks.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I should have went, instead we went to KC, the Legends area around the Kansas Speedway. We were at Dave & Busters for 3-hours and then to dinner, Omaha would have been a lot cheaper!

I told the story on the drive down and they got mad at me for lying. I truly didn't know Jimmyfest was for real.

Any way Christy told me I should have went and I would have had this not been the last weekend before the kids start back to school. Between my wife and mt daughter work schedule we didn't go anywhere this summer.

It was a great family day, but I missed you guys!