Jimmy's worse nightmare..

[Mikey P]

20 years never cleaned.
Two small dogs pissing and pooping non stop.
Both sleep in her bed.
Used her vacuum and the exhaust made me sick.

She sold carpet for 10 years for Sears yet thought her poly was Nylon.


Going home to shower
..

 

[hogjowl]

Amazingly interesting

 

[Mikey P]

Hey guys, nobody answered the phone at my 1st job. Do you think I should go see if they're home?

 

[hogjowl]

That’s better

 

[Cleanworks]

I thought maybe Chavez was moving in with him.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I thought maybe Chavez was moving in with him.

HEY! I never piss in the house...near the house...on the house but never in it.

 

[hogjowl]

Doesn’t warm liquid dissolve adobe?

 

[Magic One]

20 yo. poly? Did you do a burn test or flip a coin?

 

[Nomad74]

20 years never cleaned.
Two small dogs pissing and pooping non stop.
Both sleep in her bed.
Used her vacuum and the exhaust made me sick.

She sold carpet for 10 years for Sears yet thought her poly was Nylon.


Going home to shower
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How are you liking that Shark. I may buy one this weekend.

 

[hogjowl]

You’d break it
Only Kirby for you

 

[Mikey P]

How are you liking that Shark. I may buy one this weekend.

That was her new Shark.

I just got a new Oreck this weekend and wasn't about to use it there.

I did take off the head to do the edging, which isn't any different than using the Hoover Porta-Power. The beater bar on this model doesn't dig in like some of the Sharks.


the exhaust coming out of the Shark probably took a year off my time on earth.


My guys walked on a shit hole today that probably wasn't this bad, it was just their last appointment and they're a bit primadonnaish these days.

 

[Mikey P]

You’d break it
Only Kirby for you

the bits and peices and extension clips wouldn't last a week in Damon's hands.

 

[Mikey P]

20 yo. poly? Did you do a burn test or flip a coin?

Why, it's very obvious.

 

[Nomad74]

Well, now i'm sad . My dang Proteam is disintegrating before my eyes. I'm just tired of constantly repairing it. I want to try something new and exciting. My Dysons would overheat and shut off, then break. My Kirby is an old battle ax but heavy as hell and not very user friendly, and my Oreck is just too small and has no edger. Also i'm really exhausted with the Harwil float for my APO. They are the crappiest floats on earth. I'll be figuring out an alternative float system soon.

I feel better now.

 

[Mikey P]

Well, now i'm sad . My dang Proteam is disintegrating before my eyes. I'm just tired of constantly repairing it. I want to try something new and exciting. My Dysons would overheat and shut off, then break. My Kirby is an old battle ax but heavy as hell and not very user friendly, and my Oreck is just too small and has no edger. Also i'm really exhausted with the Harwig float for my APO. They are the crappiest floats on earth. I'll be figuring out an alternative float system soon.

I feel better now.

Get a Werner WorkHorse.

it looks Damon proof.

 

[Nomad74]

Get a Werner WorkHorse.

it looks Damon proof.

I totally realize my reasoning is stupid, but those Workhorse Vacs are really frickin ugly. I'm going to try my luck with a Shark Pro and just return it for a new one at Best Buy when it breaks by no fault of my own.

 

[Nomad74]

I'm also installing this float switch as a cost effective alternative to the overpriced Harwil float. I just got to figure out the fittings and make adapters.

 

[Hack Attack]

the exhaust coming out of the Shark probably took a year off my time on earth.

thats why I refuse to use cheaper vacs, gotta have hepa filter your sucking up and breathing other peoples filth daily. Then some wonder why they have breathing problems and allergies

 

[BIG WOOD]

thats why I refuse to use cheaper vacs, gotta have hepa filter your sucking up and breathing other peoples filth daily. Then some wonder why they have breathing problems and allergies

And that's why I carry 2 vacs with me that have bags not filters. If it's what Mikey just did, they get to have the privilege of getting their carpet vacuumed with my pig poo royal with a fresh bag.

 

[steve_64]

Jimmy is right you are all idiots for vsccing piss holes.

And our vacs get disassembled and cleaned often.

 

[Jimmy L]

I never vacuum residential. Because I have allergies and I won't inhale other peoples filth. And you morons who vacuum in a house with pets what can I say? Vacuuming over dried turds and piss spots............what DOPES!

 

[hogjowl]

Exaggerate much?