Look, ya soaking pile of so-and-so, I can’t help being bald. Besides, it is part of my charm!Or that ugly globe
Maybe Marty will let you use the rest of his toupeeI can’t help being bald.
Probably a squirrel hanging off the back of his head. All I can see is his tail.
I’m going to ask Brady if this is true.I hate everybody named Fred!