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[Zee]

I love old people...


After talking with me for a while... Customer: you're not American??!!? *she stares into the distance in a Clint Eastwood way....I mean the whole 14 feet of livingroom distance*
She goes: "I figgered yo was just one of 'em speech prollem peoples"....and then goes: "I mean yo' ain't even white.... some Arab right?... Y'ant some water?"

I'm laughing....out loud.

Update: I'm trying to decide to be offended or talk to her a little more for a good laugh.

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

You don't speak that Mexican do you?

 

[FB19087]

FN tricky foreigners .....impersonating red blooded American speech prollem peoples

 

[Mikey P]

I can see her point...

 

[Old Coastie]

Zee, I may the only guy who doesn’t know, but where are you from?

I get this all the time.

 

[hogjowl]

She does have a valid point if you’re not even white.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Zee, I may the only guy who doesn’t know, but where are you from?

I get this all the time.

K-PAX I believe. Have you seen his sand art?

https://www.instagram.com/zalansz/

 

[Old Coastie]

Yeah its amazing.

 

[Zee]

Zee, I may the only guy who doesn’t know, but where are you from?

I get this all the time.

I'm a hungarian/jew/german mix.
And for some reason, to a lot of people that means I'm from Iraq or Iran or Turkey... None of which I have anything to do with .

 

[Desk Jockey]

 

[Bob Pruitt]

I'm a hungarian/jew/german mix.

That seems American to me.

 

[Zee]

That seems American to me.

Thank you!
Right?






I mean look at it.... A perfect mix of Adolf and Saddam.

 

[DAT]

That's funny

 

[ruff]

Those damn foreigners.

 

[Nomad74]

Thank you!
Right?






I mean look at it.... A perfect mix of Adolf and Saddam.

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I see a little Lincoln

 

[Cleanworks]

Those damn foreigners.

Furriners

 

[Jimmy L]

What are you doing working in the ghetto anyway?

 

[Zee]

What are you doing working in the ghetto anyway?

Nah Jimmy, this is a classic case of "you can take a person out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the person"

 

[Jimmy L]

Oh I don't know I've seen all of those homeless people lining the streets in san fran. Thought maybe you were cleaning along side of the road.

 

[Zee]

Oh I don't know I've seen all of those homeless people lining the streets in san fran. Thought maybe you were cleaning along side of the road.

Yeah that's a good 9-10 hour drive from me.

 

[FB7777]

2nd gen Americans and beyond are pretty stupid


My Town has a significant population of both Portuguese and Brazilian people

Someone said “isn’t your wife Brazilian? “

I replied that she was Portuguese born in the Açores

Her reply was “ oh same difference “


Sure other than entirely different continents she was correct

 

[Desk Jockey]

LOL

 

[Cleanworks]

Probably meant Azores.

 

[hogjowl]

You’re White
Or you’re not
Same difference

 

[FB7777]

Probably meant Azores.

Açores.

 

[Mikey P]

Where did you two meet Fred?

 

[FB7777]

In my hometown, the Portuguese community runs large outdoor summer events at a club and all us cheap American goobers would head over late in the evening for the $2 draft beers , the music and the hot girls

One particular girl caught my eye in 1990

 

[SamIam]

Nah Jimmy, this is a classic case of "you can take a person out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the person"

Ya they just bring it with them lol