Leave it to the nut job asshole to figure out how to make a glide worse than the original...

Boyle

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No, you really can’t. Unless, of course, you’re no better at vacuuming than the maid.
Did someone say Maids? ….

They prefer to be called Parking Enforcement Officers
 

randy

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Well I'm relieved he is still alive. With his temper and bizarre ways of relating to humanity, I thought blood pressure issues would have killed him by now.
 
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SamIam

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Well I'm relieved he is still alive. With his temper and bizarre ways of relating to humanity, I thought blood pressure issues would have killed him by now.
Zombies never die they just keep feeding 🤣
 

Nomad74

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I’m not a professional. I got an email from a really bitchy customer today that wants me to reclean her wear areas because they look dirty. This carpet is 30 years old and white. I used prochem nano and a crb on all the carpet. Some of the areas were treated twice because I know how this woman can be. Some areas are just worn out. She doesn’t get it.

I replied back in my email , “I’ll do my best to “Polish a Turd” but please keep in mind I can’t clean out wear. I’ll get you on the schedule for 8/6 and do my best. “

I’ll go over and reclean the areas of wear. Then I’ll black-list her.
 

Jim Pemberton

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Jim Pemberton
I’m not a professional. I got an email from a really bitchy customer today that wants me to reclean her wear areas because they look dirty. This carpet is 30 years old and white. I used prochem nano and a crb on all the carpet. Some of the areas were treated twice because I know how this woman can be. Some areas are just worn out. She doesn’t get it.

I replied back in my email , “I’ll do my best to “Polish a Turd” but please keep in mind I can’t clean out wear. I’ll get you on the schedule for 8/6 and do my best. “

I’ll go over and reclean the areas of wear. Then I’ll black-list her.

I'm hoping the exact term "polish a turd" was not in your communication with her....
 

hogjowl

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I’m not a professional. I got an email from a really bitchy customer today that wants me to reclean her wear areas because they look dirty. This carpet is 30 years old and white. I used prochem nano and a crb on all the carpet. Some of the areas were treated twice because I know how this woman can be. Some areas are just worn out. She doesn’t get it.

I replied back in my email , “I’ll do my best to “Polish a Turd” but please keep in mind I can’t clean out wear. I’ll get you on the schedule for 8/6 and do my best. “

I’ll go over and reclean the areas of wear. Then I’ll black-list her.
Well, they need replacement now that you’ve cornrowed them to death!
 
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