"Let me talk to my husband"

[Jack Zipper Zerkie]

My old farts say can you give it a lick&a promise. Looking for a good job for a bottom price. I explain if I can't do a professional job to represent what I do all the time then I'm sorry you just need to keep calling until you find that person. jz,

 

[Old Coastie]

My old farts say can you give it a lick&a promise. Looking for a good job for a bottom price. I explain if I can't do a professional job to represent what I do all the time then I'm sorry you just need to keep calling until you find that person. jz,

 

[ronbeatty]

My response would be "knock yourself out".

 

[Jimmy L]

Hate price shoppers can smell them a mile away.

 

[Cleanworks]

My response would be "knock yourself out".

Ask, "does your husband know more about carpet cleaning than you"

 

[bob vawter]

All my Chinese restaurants still remember Mr Bob...

Remember
..don't eat the beef....ever!

 

[DAT]

I’d give up also if i had to convince every customer my porty was tits.

Key is to clean with confidence. I never once had to explain why i used a porty...

you must talk alot...

 

[Hack Attack]

yes well any cleaning should be better than none? I may not be the cheapest but I do deliver the best value and the best possible results and I stand by the quality of my work.

I dont close every sale but nor do I want to, if they are quibbling at my minimium I'm happy to walk

 

[Mikey P]

Key is to clean with confidence. I never once had to explain why i used a porty...

you must talk alot...

When I was a POG and got asked why I didnt have a " machine in a truck" like the laxt guy, I'd reply "This is the same machine, I just chose to bring it in the house so i can use a shorter hose which increses the suction powers. Those other guys are just being lazy."


I dare you to try that.



Keep in mind I was a 19 year old vegan idiot at the time.

 

[Nomad74]

Key is to clean with confidence. I never once had to explain why i used a porty...

you must talk alot...

Yet you need cheesy marketing?????

 

[Cleanworks]

Yet you need cheesy marketing?????

Vegan cheese only. What ever that is.

 

[Nomad74]

Vegan cheese only. What ever that is.

That reminds me, I need to unload my God-forsaken Porty from my van.

 

[Cleanworks]

That reminds me, I need to unload my God-forsaken Porty from my van.

For more powerful suction?

 

[DAT]

When I was a POG and got asked why I didnt have a " machine in a truck" like the laxt guy, I'd reply "This is the same machine, I just chose to bring it in the house so i can use a shorter hose which increses the suction powers. Those other guys are just being lazy."


I dare you to try that.



Keep in mind I was a 19 year old vegan idiot at the time.

Well I do have a statement ready to use if they ever ask me....

 

[DAT]

Yet you need cheesy marketing?????

Cheesy...? btw Im looking at your Instagram...

 

[Nomad74]

Cheesy...? btw Im looking at your Instagram...

Ugh. I hate instagram. I haven’t used it since I fired my girl.

 

[DAT]

I like it. Its really easy. Make good use of hashtag for the area and people will see it.

I like to upload to IG and automatically gets shared to FB biz page since IG is designed for mobile app which really simplify everything.