Marketing pt3

[Mikey P]

Zip up your fly, brush your teeth, keep your Teflon sales pitch real short if you speak in Ebonics and pop your pimples before each job.

In pt 4 I'll tell you how to use a map.

 

[Jack May]

That info right there got me another 3x $15 upsells this morning.

Thanks a heap Mikey, I've lifted my subscription from $5 to $15/month.

Jack

 

[Mikey P]

Hi John!!!!



Did you know Howard stole his gift basket idea from me and my buddy Mack Clark?

 

[Royal Man]

Customer got mad when I used her toothbrush.

 

[XTREME1]

I just went over to ICS. That is some funny shit. If he doesn't want comments then why post? It is some dumb ass advice, it is like saying "today we are going to let you know a secret, snow is white."

Atleast Joe P , Ivan, Scotty all can roll with the punches. Doesn't he realize to be a Guru you have to be positive

I feel a little dirty lumping Scott R with the others

 

[cu]

i know im not one of the gurus..but i have found these to be helpful........

your some dirty bitch
must be a family of pigs
do you know what color it use to be
i,ll need gloves and a tyvec for this
youd be better living in a tent
WHERE,S ME MONEY....AND I WANT A TIP ya cow
hey mr ...your wife kinda ugly
uhhhh are you sure thats a baby
ahh honey...u sure it,s just the carpets you want cleaned

....not to say
more not to say in part 4

 

[-JB-]

Customer got mad when I used her toothbrush.

that's the best Yokum joke ever!

I often ask myself why some of them don't just franchise their business.

Howard is now.