Matt, here's another option...

[Mikey P]

You Can Now Make $100,000 Working at Taco Bell

Wanted: Restaurant manager. Competitive salary: $100,000.

www.bloombergquint.com

 

[BIG WOOD]

I read that article and thought, " I bet they'll hire me again, since I worked there in '96".

I miss sittiing on the roof with my buddies during break and eating chocotocos while traffic drove by at 10pm on a friday night. I'd really like to do that and make $100k telling teenagers how to make chalupas

 

[Willy P]

You weren't eating. You were smoking reefers during break time on Friday nights on the roof.

 

[hogjowl]

Which leads to eating

 

[Old Coastie]

Well, if you do it right.