More peanuts for Larry.

[Mikey P]

 

[Mikey P]

all that reduced down to this.

One more blast from the hose and it would be just a little blurp

 

[Papa John]

wow! that's wonderful-- I wish more companies stopped using Styrofoam- it needlessly fills up my trash can.

 

[dgardner]

In a pinch they say that you can eat them and they will actually keep you alive...

 

[hogjowl]

I get irritated every time I open a box from Cobb.

Which means he'll never stop using them!

 

[Scott S.]

we get some over here that are made out of corn

 

[Zee]

 

[Larry Cobb]

You guys have never seen the conveying line that UPS uses.

The boxes fall 20 ft or so to the concrete floor.

We have to use every means possible,

to get undamaged products to you.

 

[Papa John]

I thought it was odd that Amazon shipped me moving blankets packed with protective air bags in 3 different boxes!
they could have crammed all the blankets into 1 box and forgot about the air bags!
what a waste!

 

[Mikey P]

You guys have never seen the conveying line that UPS uses.

The boxes fall 20 ft or so to the concrete floor.

We have to use every means possible,

to get undamaged products to you.

I get perfect Amazon shipments many times a week, all from ups.

Never a peanut to be seen.

 

[Old Coastie]

You guys are lucky.

Nobody ever sends me nice things.

 

[Charlie Lyman]

When I worked for UPS I never saw a box fall 20 feet. I did however throw boxes 20 feet pretty regularly.

 

[SamIam]

You guys are lucky.

Nobody ever sends me nice things.

ERRR you have to buy stuff.

 

[Zee]

ERRR you have to buy stuff.

Yeah...but first make sure you use your customer's money, that they give you for showing up at their house. It is all really just fun and games. Just DON'T SPEND YOUR MONEY!

 

[Old Coastie]

ERRR you have to buy stuff.

Oh!

Well son uvva gun...

But the Zee says not to spend my money. It's just all so confusing.

I hope this isn't going to involve hard work and self discipline..

 

[TimM]

When I worked for UPS I never saw a box fall 20 feet. I did however throw boxes 20 feet pretty regularly.

I worked for FedEx for 19 years and I never seen one fall that far but ummmm Yeah....