My day got fun. I tried to walk.

[Nomad74]

what "treatment"??

short of ripping it out, she'd be throwing good money after bad .
I certainly hope you didn't suggest some kind of "treatment"
Cause you'd be pi55ing in the wind (no pun intended) and she still wouldn't get her deposit back

..L.T.A.

I gave her your number.

Actually I told her it would be cheaper to replace the carpet, since we were looking at about 100% contamination. But she was insistent she wanted it “Steam” cleaned. She had cash, and I need a new helmet.

 

[Dolly Llama]

I told her it would be cheaper to replace the carpet, since we were looking at about 100% contamination

$800 to replace that rag.
you could of dumped $1200 in magic potion juice and not fixed that cesspool


she just needed a receipt to show the Lan'Lowd
"see?? HE did it"

You might be lu$ting for a new lid, but you might need a lobotomy if don't quit doing jobs like that.
a Tenant MOVEOUT on a carpet you know can't be fixed
....is just begging to get punched in the stomach

..L.T.A.

 

[Dolly Llama]

PEE-ESSS

I gave her your number.

is she cute?

..L.T.A

 

[Mikey P]

Damon do you have ANY normal clients?

Does your name travel in the circles these scum bags live in?


Does your website or yelp page say "No job too disgusting "?


Or is everyone in Redding nut case?

 

[Nomad74]

Damon do you have ANY normal clients?

Does your name travel in the circles these scum bags live in?


Does your website or yelp page say "No job too disgusting "?


Or is everyone in Redding nut case?

I don’t know what normal is anymore. So my opinion means nothing.

 

[Nomad74]

PEE-ESSS




is she cute?

..L.T.A

If you like Marborro smoking, truck driving mamas with tats and a flem filled cough, then she was hot.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I'd be mostly concerned that she dumps the liability on me. I'd plan on defending yourself to the landlord. No matter what she signed or what you wrote, she is going to try and hang the problem on you.

Exactly

 

[Nomad74]

Actually. It’s going to work out okay. I met the owner of the complex while cleaning. He fully understands you can’t polish a turd. He wanted a few cards. We had a long conversation about the carpet. I ended up getting a new commercial customer. Every cloud has a silver lining.

 

[BIG WOOD]

If you like Marborro smoking, truck driving mamas with tats and a flem filled cough, then she was hot.

My nicotine addict customer lifted her tank top to wipe her face, and showed me a boob today. Ugh

 

[Nomad74]

Floppy Bunny ears or points?

 

[BIG WOOD]

Salami

 

[Nomad74]

Salami

I think I would rather have a spider in my mouth.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Me too

 

[Desk Jockey]

My nicotine addict customer lifted her tank top to wipe her face, and showed me a boob today. Ugh

Pictures

 

[Mikey P]

Actually. It’s going to work out okay. I met the owner of the complex while cleaning. He fully understands you can’t polish a turd. He wanted a few cards. We had a long conversation about the carpet. I ended up getting a new commercial customer. Every cloud has a silver lining.

..great more shitholes


You're a slow learner, ain't cha?

 

[Nomad74]

..great more shitholes


You're a slow learner, ain't cha?

Hey, someone needs entertaining material to boost the post count around here. I’ll fall on the sword.

 

[Dolly Llama]

If you like Marborro smoking, truck driving mamas with tats and a flem filled cough, then she was hot.

is that all??
be better if no tats is all......

..L.T.A.

 

[Doug Cox]

Man, life must suck for you if you have to rely on shitholes to pay the bills.

 

[Nomad74]

Man, life must suck for you if you have to rely on shitholes to pay the bills.

Well, people don’t call me because their carpets are clean. Yeah. Life sucks.

 

[jcooper]

Nomad74 said: ↑
If you like Marborro smoking, truck driving mamas with tats and a flem filled cough, then she was hot.
My nicotine addict customer lifted her tank top to wipe her face, and showed me a boob today. Ugh

lol!

 

[Hack Attack]

I don't mind the odd grubber but thats gumboots, respirator and gloves nasty

I think I need a shower just after looking at the pic

 

[Mikey P]

You know you've matured as a cleaner and a communicator when customers stop saying what Damon just did..

"I didn't call you because my carpets are clean"...

 

[DAT]

Salami

/VOMIT

my stomach hurt now...

 

[Nomad74]

I’m sorry to dissapoint everyone, but today I only have boring clean houses to clean and one estimate. Nobody wants to hear about that stuff.

 

[Nomad74]

I do have a bit of urine work though.

 

[Doug Cox]

Of course you do.

 

[Jimmy L]

Glad you didn't say anything about my trailer parks.

YOU FUKING MORON KNOW IT ALLS!
LET THE MAN MAKE SOME MONEY TO PUT FOOD ON HIS TABLE!

 

[Dolly Llama]

LET THE MAN MAKE SOME MONEY TO PUT FOOD ON HIS TABLE!

by the looks of him, lack of food isn't a problem ....

..L.T.A.

 

[Nomad74]

Glad you didn't say anything about my trailer parks.

YOU FUKING MORON KNOW IT ALLS!
LET THE MAN MAKE SOME MONEY TO PUT FOOD ON HIS TABLE!

They’re just jealous I look like fat Tom Cruise.

In one breath I get put down for cleaning pig pens, then in the other breath they praise Stanley Steemer. Whoa is me.

A good shithole keeps the skills sharp. I’ll admit, some weeks I feel too sharp .

 

[Dolly Llama]

They’re just jealous I look like fat Tom Cruise.

yea, you're pretty alright
pretty "what" I won't say...

A good shithole keeps the skills sharp

on a serious note...ratholes are the proving grounds for the smArt WandWizard IF/WHEN they take the time to do side by sides .
Fact is, 91.73333333% won't and don't and are little more than conditioned circus monkeys and/or pack following cueballs parroting the latest board de jour gear and flavor

Now, turn your collar up, say FTW and Go get 'em Cowboy

..L.T.A.