Royal Man
Member
Just wait until his new
invention hits.
New wand design...you tell me
- Thread starter Mikey P
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renegade_cowboy
Member
It's called The Kipper..
Goomer
Member
It is obvious that there has been ZERO consideration given to the importance of a proper wand stroke, and it's importance in regards to efficient recovery.
With each forward keyed stroke, the forward wand is not immediately recovering solution, and with every back keyed stroke, the rear wand does not immediately recover solution.
With so much distance between each wand head, too much time between spraying and extraction will only lead to over penetration.
Only a very disciplined, LONG wand stroke pattern incorporating efficient dry strokes would remedy this given it's poor design, and would be difficult on anything but large open areas.
I wonder if his very fast wanding is a poor attempt to compensate for this as he may be aware of this recovery issue, but it looks to me as if it is only leading to poorer recovery, as too many areas are being missed and inefficiently extracted with such an erratic wanding pattern.
Heavy soiling conditions requiring a SLOW stroke would be even more of a challenge.
If this guy was on MB, this never would have happened.
Love the porn tunes tho.
With each forward keyed stroke, the forward wand is not immediately recovering solution, and with every back keyed stroke, the rear wand does not immediately recover solution.
With so much distance between each wand head, too much time between spraying and extraction will only lead to over penetration.
Only a very disciplined, LONG wand stroke pattern incorporating efficient dry strokes would remedy this given it's poor design, and would be difficult on anything but large open areas.
I wonder if his very fast wanding is a poor attempt to compensate for this as he may be aware of this recovery issue, but it looks to me as if it is only leading to poorer recovery, as too many areas are being missed and inefficiently extracted with such an erratic wanding pattern.
Heavy soiling conditions requiring a SLOW stroke would be even more of a challenge.
If this guy was on MB, this never would have happened.
Love the porn tunes tho.
Mikey P
Administrator
Keep in mind the creator reads MB.
Just way off!! Area's are not going to be equally clean or dry(just a mess).. If he reads here he would already know it has been done to perfection!! He could have a chance to offer an after market extention handle for the current version.
Goomer
Member
Then we need to get him active here so we can give him a MB intervention before he mortgages his house to fund this contraption.
At the very least, it should be great entertainment.
Mark Saiger
Mr Happy!
This is the real deal and the guy is very serious about it....
He caught me on the way out of the Mirage heading home, and after taking my business card he discovered I use Zipper Wands (actually asked if I had made it)
I think he is just excited he made and discovered something....
But, there are a lot of things I think he has yet to discover in this industry and what it takes to make a new item for the industry....
This is 2 of his Butler wands he put together I beleive....
Like the thought of a person being innovative though....
You never know what could come from something that someone just tries....
He caught me on the way out of the Mirage heading home, and after taking my business card he discovered I use Zipper Wands (actually asked if I had made it)
I think he is just excited he made and discovered something....
But, there are a lot of things I think he has yet to discover in this industry and what it takes to make a new item for the industry....
This is 2 of his Butler wands he put together I beleive....
Like the thought of a person being innovative though....
You never know what could come from something that someone just tries....
dgardner
Moderator
According to the Dyson commercial it took him many, many prototypes to come up with the successful design. A number of folks have mentioned what they see as flaws in this design, kind of like a free focus group. Maybe some ideas that will spark a new direction?
You don't have to hold it up, the handle gets heavy in time---Specially for old timers like Chavez and you ---
Sorry Jim I hate to remind you there are a lot of things you are missing---shall we elaborate? Or you can just ask your wife..
Desk Jockey
Member
A pox on you Rick!
You realize in the Asian community the elderly are treated with respect. Looks like I need to move to Japan to get any respect!!!
You realize in the Asian community the elderly are treated with respect. Looks like I need to move to Japan to get any respect!!!
You have to do something to get respect....
Desk Jockey
Member
Oh well hell, I refuse to do that! 
I hate a job so much I wouldn't take a "blow job".
I hate a job so much I wouldn't take a "blow job".
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