hogjowl
Idiot™
Well that's a horrible mental image!
I dated a few women like that.Keep the lights off and it's not too bad
The more you drink, the better they look.My name is Nate and I approve this message!
But I've never "dated" them ugly ones... When it's late and the ones you want are busy or sleeping, you take what's available.........![]()
The more you drink, the better they look.
If you don't drink, buy them a drink. The more they drink, the better you look.What if I don't drink? I do it sober.....!
When you close your eyes, it's all the same....![]()
That is a slippery slope...What if I don't drink? I do it sober.....!
When you close your eyes, it's all the same....![]()
That could cost me. That's one hell of a lot of drinks.If you don't drink, buy them a drink. The more they drink, the better you look.
bringing kids into THIS world is pure selfishness.
get a chicken coupe.
when they are no longer cute or obedient, eat them.
My room may have an extra bed but according to some I scream in my sleep...I know it's last minute. Does anyone who has a room want a roommate? I'll split the costs with you. I'm in Florida and can possibly make the drive.
Those weren't ironed, He was laying on you while you slept.Pull on the mattress and wal-lah, an extra bed.. Or see if they have a roll-a-way bed..
I always try to room with someone we I go.. Splitting the cost is way better than paying full...
@Desk Jockey was fun to room with, he hardly slept like myself and I'd wake up with ironed T-Shirts...![]()
If you show up I'm sure we will find room.I'd sleep on that if I can make it.
Better than a blow up doll...well better might an exaggeration.Those weren't ironed, He was laying on you while you slept.