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hogjowl

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Oct 7, 2006
Messages
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Location
Prattville, Alabama
I don’t guess my day sucked, but it wasn’t fun. I’m nurse PorkButt now. I moved everything needed for day to day office operations to my house. It’ll be that way for probably two weeks. I answer phone calls and wait on Mrs. Porky. I enter jobs in the computer. Then I do something else for Mrs. Porky. Brady calls with a question and I have to tell his mom that I can’t wipe her butt right now, I’m talking business ... eventually I end up asking Brady to hang on.
 

Old Coastie

Supportive Member
Joined
Jun 29, 2015
Messages
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Location
Heart of Dixie
Name
Stephen
It’s good to have a place to get away from the wife


There is no such place.
BTW you get 100 XXLnitrile gloves for $7 at Harbor Freight. Wipies in the feminine aisle at Wal-Mart. Don’t flush them no matter what the label says. CVS has waterless body wash/shampoo in the adult incontinence aisle, top shelf. Ask them. Elaine puts a little squirt in a plastic wash basin and You can do miracles without getting the wound wet.
Papa Murphys has good pizza you freeze and cook, $10 any size on Tuesdays.
The rest is up to you. You’ll be fine.
 

Giorgio

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Joined
Apr 14, 2011
Messages
1,771
Location
Santa Fe
Name
Giorgio
My shop is my private place where I can crack a beer and survey all my junk.

Nice! Sanford and Son certified.
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