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Mikey P

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Isn't there a statistic somewhere that says only 25% of home owners every pay for professional carpet cleaning?

We were walking the dogs tonight a block or two over, taking our time marveling at how sudden spring has impacted the Flora here on the high chapperal, when my wife made a good neighbor out of me.
The little old lady that yelled at her once to "Bring me some food if you're gonna let your dog shit on my lawn" was having a tough go at bringing in her giant bag of dog food from the market.
Paula gave me the nod so before you know it one giant sack of kibble, three cases of cat casserole and six bags of human junk food were taken in by this lovely man..
What little flooring that was exposed was layer upon layer of Chinese tufteds and old timey braideds and every piece of furniture was stacked ceiling high with yard sale and swapmeet refugee crap. I've been in over a 150,00 homes I bet and I've never seen or smelled condition like this.

Textbook Horder with three cats and two hundred pound dogs.


I think I'll stop by tomorrow with some of that Saigercide splash and dash stuff, she said some friends were coming over on Friday for cookies so you never know, she may want to tidy up.
 
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Yikes... I have a "cat lady" who rescues cats and feed them Sashimi and other shit better than a lot of humans eat... 12 was the most I counted last time.. 25yo White Berber carpet always cleans up great.. She has house keepers who vacuum daily and keeps her house tidy.. She's a well known old bag...

:headscratch:

She never had kids, so everyone has there disfunction...
 
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Does a Bissell count as "professional"?

Wool lite in a can was moms go to for spots.
 

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Such a wonderful story Mikey, one in which everyone should remember . Helping people and even going as far as saying how bad they are. It truly touched my heart, Perhaps one day she will invite you to dinner? : )
 

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If I don't sneak things out to garbage my wife would live like that. For some reason she collects boxes. There is one so big it looks like I could fit in it : (
 
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Somebody report to child protective services.
We don't want any harm done to Jimmy's child bride.
 

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Isn't there a statistic somewhere that says only 25% of home owners every pay for professional carpet cleaning?

We were walking the dogs tonight a block or two over, taking our time marveling at how sudden spring has impacted the Flora here on the high chapperal, when my wife made a good neighbor out of me.
The little old lady that yelled at her once to "Bring me some food if you're gonna let your dog shit on my lawn" was having a tough go at bringing in her giant bag of dog food from the market.
Paula gave me the nod so before you know it one giant sack of kibble, three cases of cat casserole and six bags of human junk food were taken in by this lovely man..
What little flooring that was exposed was layer upon layer of Chinese tufteds and old timey braideds and every piece of furniture was stacked ceiling high with yard sale and swapmeet refugee crap. I've been in over a 150,00 homes I bet and I've never seen or smelled condition like this.

Textbook Horder with three cats and two hundred pound dogs.


I think I'll stop by tomorrow with some of that Saigercide splash and dash stuff, she said some friends were coming over on Friday for cookies so you never know, she may want to tidy up.
Dumb old lady! Should just order it on amazon like me and make the UPS driver bring it in.
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@Mikey P , When you go over there with your offer of SaigerCide spraying, can you please video it for us? I want to see her face when you tell her that her place smells like the sphincter of a cat and you're just trying to help. :)
 
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