Oxymoron!!!!! What did you call me?

[SamIam]

Seriously jumbo shrimp, I have a sweet customer who doesn't like fragrance!

No problem I've been using Procyon plus the last 3-4 times, this time I used Saiger's free and rinsed with Procyon plus.

Carpets came out great another happy customer.

Why oxy moron you ask?????

She smokes!


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Doesn't that just chap your hide?

No fragrance! as she smokes a cigarette?

Go figure.

What's your oxymoron customer?

 

[Nate The Great]

I knew a girl who hated the smell of smoking but she smoked.. She'd use hand sanitizer and Listorine everything after she smoked.. A real nut job...

 

[SamIam]

That's just nuts!

 

[Nate The Great]

Or don't like needles but got all kinds of tattoos... Fooken wack jobs...

 

[Lint Basket]

Woman doing walk through barefoot rubbing pee spots with her toes to show where to treat.

 

[Cleanworks]

Woman doing walk through barefoot rubbing pee spots with her toes to show where to treat.

And her husband having a foot fetish.

 

[Old Coastie]

I knew a girl who hated the smell of smoking but she smoked.. She'd use hand sanitizer and Listorine everything after she smoked.. A real nut job...

Must... Not.... Respond...

 

[SamIam]

I knew a girl who hated the smell of smoking but she smoked.. She'd use hand sanitizer and Listorine everything after she smoked.. A real nut job...

Just like me back in the day covering up the dank weed.