Pic of the Day contest.

[Mikey P]

Come up with the best clever short story for the picture above and you'll win a bottle of Tennessee's finest grape flavored wine.

1st and 2nd place will be awarded.

 

[John Watson]

All that is lacking is the stool,
Don't know if there both smilin cause what they did or what their gonna doo..

Remember last year he showed us the pictures of him foreplayen (pertending to ride) that other one.

Thinks he gots some sort of fetish bouts them long horns or sumtin..

It your new Chia pet,,,, Mikey sized!!

Sure glad I don't drink alkyhaul!!!

Then you goes an changes the picture,

 

[Mikey P]

wrong picture, lunk head.

 

[Ron Werner]

Honest Boss, it wasn't our fault!! We laid that flooring just like you showed us. But when that big woman stepped on the floor and bent the boards up, we just couldn't help laughing. We beat Hulio to the door but she caught him and almost broke his arm!!

 

[Joel D]

OK, Im back again. Now here's some more cards, if you dont refer some jobs to my boss, Mikey P I'll break another arm. Now somebody change my diaper.

AND NO IM NOT GIVING NO REFERRAL FEE!!

 

[Jimmy L]

YOU MUST BE ONE OF RICKY'S KIDS!

 

[Guest]

Should it only retain in the Carpet Cleaning Business?????

 

[Mark Imbesi]

Whoa! Now, cut that out, Yaser! Stop planting these dirty bombs in the office!

(Yaser suffered a broken arm a week prior when a dirty bomb inadvertently blew up prematurely)

 

[Guest]

"Was that gum you just spat out on my carpet? Oh no you didn't, girlfriend!"

 

[Lyman]

When I said higher a chimp, I meant someone to carry the hoses.

 

[Studebaker]

HR inspector looking for glides.



And you can keep your grape wine

 

[Guest]

"Oh no you didn't, girlfriend!"

 

[Larry B]

Calm down Bubbles! What happens at NeverLand Stays at NeverLand.

 

[cu]

im sick of mikey making me do all the work....im gonna take a shit right here right now...he can shove his board im off to ***

 

[Jerry McMahon]

I said sit!...not shit!

 

[Brian R]

HEEEEYYYY MACARENA!

 

[Larry B]

Don'T hurt us Tre

Mikey has your banana

 

[-JB-]

"I swore she said she had a pimp!"

 

[Brian R]

Don'T hurt us Tre

Mikey has your banana

Oh sure, suck up to the boss so you can get your wine back.

 

[XTREME1]

whoa what is that?

It looks like a bra for a wand, what is on it

eww it's a connoisseur logo

 

[Fred Homan]

I ain't your F'n chimp! And the guys are sayin'....chill dude!

 

[Fon Johnson]

Look! I do not care WHAT this "Ladwig" guy on the internet says! We CAN NOT, and WILL NOT use chimps to run that expensive Cimex! The next person I catch on those stupid bulletin boards is FIRED!

 

[Doug D]

Which one of you was spanking your monkey? Oh the one in the middle!!

 

[Bob Foster]

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[Studebaker]

Do you guys have any of those no name Pads that Clark makes?

 

[MicahR]

ODIN Finally corners the Hanks Bro's about B.P Direct

(Let the poo slinging commence)

 

[bob vawter]

OK..everbody puts their hands up.....the possee is here!

 

[timnelson]

Any Little Rascals fans?

"I wish I had a watermelon. I wish Cotton was a monkey. I wish Cotton was a monkey."

 

[AshleyMckendree]

Oh no! Gay porn monkey!

 

[Brian R]

ODIN Finally corners the Hanks Bro's about B.P Direct

(Let the poo slinging commence)

Winner.