Please add yourself if you wish to teach/display @ Mikefest.

[Mikey P]

Jeff Cross (?)
Ricky G ( getting commercial accounts)
Jim Smith ( five minute dry times)
Craig Jasper ( protector sales)
Scott Warrington ( green cleaning)
Stone Pro
Blue Line
ProChem


Maybes:
Scott Rendal
Steve Toburen

 

[bob vawter]

bob vawter..trouble-making 101

 

[The Preacher]

Danny Strickland - 10min stand up comedy routine!


PS call my agent Jessica for my fee schedule and availability !!!

 

[bob vawter]

I want my plaque...stealer!!!

 

[Shawn Forsythe]

I will display.

Central California Cleaning Supply

 

[cu]

whats it worth, for me to wear my kilt

 

[Fon Johnson]

What's it worth for Jerry to NOT wear his kilt?

 

[R W]

I can show you how to design, burn, and screenprint your own shirts!!

Just find us a shop, Mikey.

 

[John Watson]

Don't need to add any more to myself, I am too big as it is!!!!!!!

I could show all you skinny turds how an old fat man can dance with a wand all day long. (One of my secrets is you need a Helen)

I could do a repeat of what I did at Yasirs, Color/Dye removal on ori rugs and Dri Dri drapery cleaning.

Would love to see more hands on type of stuff and hand outs of what we are seeing and doing.. Like to see Tony's color crayons again with a hand out.

Wish Jeff would do a segment and explain to us dummies on how to maximize the potential of our units and show diagrams of different types ie. shaft drives and slide ins.

Please contact the Host rep sooner so he can participate a bit more than last year. His host cleaned area was one of the most talked about things on your board after the last mikeyfest. Maybe the Deb deb will come???

Will work for Sushi!!!!!

 

[alazo1]

I will reveal the secrets of how to perform C D's 12 step process....and still be home before sundown

Albert

 

[Jim Bethel]

Teaching you guys how to drink heavy beer.

(More than 5 anyhow - yes I am looking at you pfred! )

Most of everywhere we went everyone drinks lite beer over in the states!

Jim

 

[Chris Muetterties]

Taf could teach drinking and BB's 101

 

[Guest]

Cabana

 

[Jim Bethel]

Chuck's right....Cabana!

You have a beer in your hand in this photo...

Jim

 

[Scott]

Teaching you guys how to drink heavy beer.

(More than 5 anyhow - yes I am looking at you pfred! )

Most of everywhere we went everyone drinks lite beer over in the states!

Jim

I wasn't drinking. We were driving Indy cars 2 hours after the pic.

Hmm....trying to remember if Terry was telling me about lutefisk and kimche or Bundy straight up.

Scott

 

[Jim Bethel]

Oh, and just for the record....

AUSSIES DON'T DRINK FOSTERS!

Jim

 

[Guest]

Americans will drink any beer as long as its cold and they are 2 for the price of 1!!!

 

[Scott]

Oh, and just for the record....

AUSSIES DON'T DRINK FOSTERS!

Jim

WHAT? You mean the ads on TV here LIE?!?! I thought "Fosters" was "Australian for beer"? That's what the Crocodile Dundee-type guy says on the tele anyway.

So it's Coors regular for Aussies, huh?

Scott

 

[Jim Bethel]

I don't even know if we can buy Fosters in our bottle shops over here. I haven't seen it in my area in years and years. So, no, we don't drink it.

And we don't eat shrimp on a barbie either - we call them prawns!

Coors...? We only have that in some top end pub and it sits in the 'imported' section of the bottle shops and is more expensive over here than Corona!

Jim

 

[rhyde]

Oh, and just for the record....

AUSSIES DON'T DRINK FOSTERS!

Jim

that's good cuz around here foster is made in Canada...LOL

 

[Jim Bethel]

Well thats alright then.

Every bar we went into over in the States as soon as they heard our accent said "Oh - you guys are Aussies! Do you want a Fosters?".

I also found out when we went down to Mexico that everyone down there doesn't drink Corona either

Jim

....sorry to hijack your thread Mikey. You were talking about MF.....

 

[Scott]

I don't even know if we can buy Fosters in our bottle shops over here. I haven't seen it in my area in years and years. So, no, we don't drink it.

And we don't eat shrimp on a barbie either - we call them prawns!

Coors...? We only have that in some top end pub and it sits in the 'imported' section of the bottle shops and is more expensive over here than Corona!

Jim

Alright Jim..that's enough of that. You're ruining my image of Aussies. Next I presume you're going to tell us that all you blokes don't carry a big knife!

Scott

 

[Becker]

We talked about that Jim, I'm not longer gunna get a Fosters at the outback!

I hate Freaking scams!

 

[Jim Bethel]

We went to one of the Outback restaurants while we were at long beach.

We have never laughed so hard in ages!! I was quite well done though - but still funny. When we walked in the waitress said G'day Mate! So I said it back to her, and she got all excited - "Oh real Aussies, I bet you want a Fosters"!!! We had a laugh and and said no thanks.

But they do have James Boag's Premium there, and that is a nice Aussie beer to try Becker. But as for the rest of the menu....

- Aussie cheese fries (with Idaho potatoes)....
- Grilled Shrimp on the barbie (Another Paul Hogan/Mick Dundee lie...)
- Kookaburra Wings
- Walkabout soup.

They get 10 out of 10 for effort and creativity.

Jim