Pucker Factor While Going Through Security

rwcarpet

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Marty, don't read....too long!

Fly out Wednesday from Cleveland at 9:30pm. Went through the shoes-off/empty pockets check, then through the xray scan. "What's in your left front pocket, sir?" Wad of cash. No problem. Sir, please step aside for futher inspection of your carry on bag. Arse starting to pucker.....I borrowed my son-inlaws carry on, but never checked it. They pulled things aside, did the explosives swab. All passed with no problem. Great flight, but 5 hour wait on rental cars, so took a taxi. I'm guessing the scenic route. Tab was $23. Plus tip. ($10 shuttle ride back to McCarren, and only took 8 minutes, with traffic lights.)

Get to my room and take out a few items. Pull out My Day-Timer schedule book, out falls a single edge razor blade that I had used the day before on some dried paint. I didn't want to carry the open blade, so I stuck it in my book, gonna take it out when I get to the van. Forgot. Really puckering now, considering what could have taken place had security found it! I think I might have found out what "further inspection" really means.

Saturday noon, McCarren Airport, Las Vegas. Security was loose, no shoes off, nothing out of pockets. Walk through the old style metal detector, which didn't detect my belt buckle and pocket full of change. But, Sir, we need to further inspect your carry on. Looks in the hand bag, and out comes a 6 ounce sample bottle of enzyme pre spray from DSC . Mark insisted that it would clear security. Nope. 3 ounce limit, and what is it anyway? "Sample carpet prespray, I say". Well, if you want, you can head back to check in and send it by UPS or a checked bag. I said "Throw it away!".

The travails of traveling. Considering what I could have went through had they found that razor blade!

On to Atlanta in January.
 
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My wife and I were flying out of Nashville a few years ago to go on a cruise. I had intended to leave my coat in the car , but we were running so late that I hopped on the shuttle and forgot. Long story short they pull me aside with a couple armed guards. Everybody looked like they were about to taze me.
So the main guy asked " why were you bringing ammunition on the plane? "
I said there was no way. I would never dream of doing that. Then they showed me the X-ray. A handful of 22 shells in an inside pocket.
Turns out I had loaned my heavy coat to my brother in law to take him Squirrel hunting. My wife had even run it through the wash a few times. He just put some shells on an inside pocket that I never used.
After a vigorous interview. They let me go. Even offered to let me take the shells out to the car. I chose to let them toss them. My wife was awesome. Laughing hysterically while I'm about to go to Guantanamo.
 

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On one of my flights to/or from Denver- we were about to take off when It was discovered the plane had 1 extra passenger not on the passenger list!--So we had to go back to the gate..
I also found a box cutter in my bag that I forgot about on a different flight.
I've also discovered "Contraband" in a borrowed bag while on a flight to Asia-- Glad I flushed it-- when I get into the Arrival Gate there was a bill broad saying "Drug trafficking is punishable by death"
 

Charlie Lyman

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I had to fly the day after Bin Laden was killed. Needless to say security was high. They were swabbing people's hands looking for chemicals. They would rub a tab across your hand and then put it in a machine that would display a chart. Everyone's chart looked about the same. Then I stepped up. I had cleaned a rental before hurrying up to the airport. My chart looked crazy different than everyone else's. The TSA officer gave me a up and down look and told me to head on through. It pays to be a trustworthy lookin short fat white guy living in Idaho. I probably would have been tackled if I was in Newark.
 
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GeneMiller

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Came back from Mexico with a hatchet and a bow and arrow. Carried them right on the plane. Times have really changed.

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