hogjowl
Idiot™
Looks inbred
Rug washing steps I dont care about...
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Mikey P
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Having a long second toe is associated with being ill tempered, keeping one’s emotions in check and with women, having a second toe longer than the big toe (hallux) has been said she will dominate her marriage. Additionally, different parabola of the foot have been associated with various origins. A second toe longer than the big toe is known to be linked to Grecian descent.
Whether any of this is true is completely unknown. What is fact, is that having a second toe longer than hallux is perfectly normal. That is because the metatarsal or the long bone connected to the second toe is normally the longest metatarsal of the foot.
Possessing an excessively long 2nd toe is called Morton’s toe. This can lead to excessive pressure under the foot causing painful calluses. Additionally, Morton’s toe is related to hammertoe and or claw toe and can lead to agonizing unsightly corns on the top to the toe. Relief of corns due to hammer digits varies from debridement, padding and over the counter non-steroidal anti-inflammatory medication. The only permanent solution is surgical intervention. This involves removal of a small section of bone in the toe joint. As gruesome as it may sound it is a relatively simple procedure and has a two fold beneficial effect. First, by removing a small fragment of bone, the toe is shortened. Secondly, the bony resection stiffens the toe allowing it to remain straight and preventing recurrence of corns or lesions on the toe.
Whether any of this is true is completely unknown. What is fact, is that having a second toe longer than hallux is perfectly normal. That is because the metatarsal or the long bone connected to the second toe is normally the longest metatarsal of the foot.
Possessing an excessively long 2nd toe is called Morton’s toe. This can lead to excessive pressure under the foot causing painful calluses. Additionally, Morton’s toe is related to hammertoe and or claw toe and can lead to agonizing unsightly corns on the top to the toe. Relief of corns due to hammer digits varies from debridement, padding and over the counter non-steroidal anti-inflammatory medication. The only permanent solution is surgical intervention. This involves removal of a small section of bone in the toe joint. As gruesome as it may sound it is a relatively simple procedure and has a two fold beneficial effect. First, by removing a small fragment of bone, the toe is shortened. Secondly, the bony resection stiffens the toe allowing it to remain straight and preventing recurrence of corns or lesions on the toe.
Cleanworks
Moderator
Rug needs a little grooming
Cleanworks
Moderator
Sounds like something Fred would say.
I think a frontal lobotomy is all you really need.
hogjowl
Idiot™
And a Saigerectomy
He cut and paste that. I can tell by the lack of typos.
Mikey P
Administrator
Dude....
What ? Its a compliment.
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emilyturner
Guest
Can I put my rug in the washing machine..??
Hack Attack
Member
of course you can
How big is it?
And then the stupid basturds run for Congress and win.
Mikey P
Administrator
any pics?
