Should I take her money?

[Jimmy L]

Waiting for someone to build a TURDbomb

 

[steve_64]

When I first heard of them it was an engineer supposedly who put phones attached and blah blah blah. Didn't really buy into it and then maybe a day later saw it was staged.

No surprise.

 

[Cleanworks]

Waiting for someone to build a TURDbomb

Doesn't explode but several people have resorted to filling packages with dog poop, wrapping it up and waiting for the porch bandits. There is a guy in Salt Lake City who is doing with the help of his dog named, Jimmy.

 

[rick imby]

Waiting for someone to build a TURDbomb

I had a neighbor at one of my rentals. He worked at night and got off at 2 or 3. He came home and let his Irish setter out. It always came 25 feet over and took a sht in my yard under a big tree. I had a guy clean up the pine cones under the tree and discovered there were several hundred turds too. Three days later I went over and there were 10 turds under the tree. I knocked on the neighbor's door at noon. He was grumpy because when I knocked on the door two big dogs made a huge racket. I accused him and his dogs of shi*ing in my yard. He said "Did you see my dog do it?" I said are you joking? Anyway I come over a couple days later another 10 loads. I picked them up with a shovel and put them on his porch. His room mate a hot girl that owned the other dog came out and yelled at me. I said---"Are you sure I did it?" "Did you see me?" I called their landlord and he told them to clean it up or he would give them the boot. A week later 10 more loads I texted a picture to the landlord---they got the boot. It is hard in my town to find a rental that will accept dogs. If that had not happened my next step was to make a wet mush out of a couple dozen and gently coat their porch... They only have one door in their apt.

 

[Jimmy L]

Had a neighbor who let his dog crap in my yard.
Stinky...........slimy........fly infested PILES.
I just used a shovel to fling them on his driveway.

He learned after several times of doing this.

I have HATED every neighbor who has lived next to me.

Now I live in a retirement community.

I love my neighbors now.

But I did have that pre move-in discussion with them.

NO barking dogs
No basketball hoops
NO loud car stereos.
No RV's parked in your driveway.

OR I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!