Back in October, after years of abusing telemarketers, I changed tactics.
Prior to this though, I would keep all telemarketers numbers, listed under "Dickhead", & whenever that appeared on my screen, I would hang up before even answering.
Since October, whenever a "Private Number" appeared on my screen, I would answer the cell in a croaky old voice, just with "Hello"??
Then the telemarketer starts their spiel, & I interrupt saying, "Are you looking for my Son"??
They generally say they're looking for Get Shorty.
I then ask if they KNEW my Son, making out that I am also slightly deaf/hard of hearing.
They again repeat who they're looking for.
I then say that my Son passed away & we are closing his business down.
Some apologise & offer sympathy, others hang up.
Since a week or so prior to Christmas, up until now, I can't recall getting a single telemarketer call.
It's harsh, I know, but feck 'em, it works.
