That's it for me.

[ruff]

O.K.
That's it for me.
From now on I demand that this board should have a Dear Mikey column.

In which our beloved ...... head will dispense worldly advise in carpet cleaning Etiquette.

Things like how to replace your broken-cheap vacuum cleaner every month,in front of your client while maintaining your dignity.

How to call chimps by their names and have them still grow to love you.

How to pee on the snow without frost bite while still cleaning the carpet with a 12 flow.

Off course we could also have a Dear bAUb column,
But it ain't gonna be the same.

 

[Mikey P]

I have a serious hard on for my new vacuum.


if it lasts for 6 months I'm going to marry her.

 

[Hoody]

I'd imagine anyone who could actually put up with YOU for 6 months, is truly a saint.

 

[ruff]

I have a serious hard on for my new vacuum.


if it lasts for 6 months I'm going to marry her.

Your Vacuum is a her?

6 months? please.
I give it a week.

P.S. if it lasts more then a few days you should definitely call a Dr.

 

[Bob Foster]

I have a serious hard on for my new vacuum.


if it lasts for 6 months I'm going to marry her.

Sounds like a perfect arrangement to me.

She doesn't cost a lot
She's not high maintenance
She sucks
and after 6 months you got an excuse to dump her and go get a new one

 

[Guest]

I have a serious hard on for my new vacuum.


if it lasts for 6 months I'm going to marry her.

I would love to donate my almost 2 year old used Riccar Supralight, just to show you not only will it last longer for you than 6 months, that it's already used, and kicks azz with lifetime belts. These will also survive being thrown in the back of a van at 8lbs. Made in the USA. I won't mention the performance, gotta see it to change the tattoo. :wink: