Notice THE Biggest news to hit the carpet cleaning tradeshow/fest industry in 18 years will occur at 3PM ps

[Zee]

Follow Marty's presentation with a Werner vacuuming demonstration and a Brevik Nordic 1 conversation and everyone will blow their brains out before lunch

That's a wild assumption Phred... that there will be any brains to blow out.

Only thing I see blown out is some Neptune hooked to the latest Lectromount demonstrating scorching heat and pressure..... oh and the collective carpet cleaning crowd pregnancy visuals- you accidentally bump one of them with the latest "lift buddy" or Judsonpro wand and you explode their beerpregnancy all over Florida.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

I had six people back out once they heard he was coming.

All full time tip bloomers so good riddance.

Seriously?

 

[Zee]

I'll stop commenting... I'm just bored pushing around this crb.

I apologize.

 

[Mikey P]

Seriously?

No

But I did get under Guerkinks skin with my Bigfoot and tip blooming crack so mission accomplished.

 

[hogjowl]

Presentation?

Don't think so

 

[Jim Pemberton]

No

But I did get under Guerkinks skin with my Bigfoot and tip blooming crack so mission accomplished.

OK, I know that Marty doesn't suffer fools gladly, but didn't think he was that much of a lightning rod.

You, however, still have your moments...

 

[Mikey P]

"I hate them sodbusters"...

 

[PrimaDonna]

Presentation?

Don't think so

Remember, I offered up my speaking spot for you. Didn't Mike tell you he took me up on it? It was only a 1/2 hour anyway. End of the day on Friday.

I guess getting you there was hard enough and he didn't' want to overwhelm you. You have a week to pull something together. Speak from the heart. Those are always the best ones. You'll be great!!!

.....oh, that's right, you don't have a heart, guess I'm back on.

 

[Jim Pemberton]

.....oh, that's right, you don't have a heart, guess I'm back on.

He likes to pretend he doesn't.

Me, on the other hand...I've been told I'm the world's only living heart donor

 

[steve_64]

What is the big news?

Mikey conned, I mean talked a manufacturer into paying an O/O Martys, way to mikefest.

 

[FB7777]

Tom King was the number 1 speaker ever on the Mikeysfest stage

Anyone else is a distant 2nd

 

[Jimmy L]

I've heard rumors about Marty............essence of sulfur surrounds him.

Would never set foot in that shithole liberal state. Don't know of one person worth a shit who lives there.

 

[Bruce Humphrey]

 

[Willy P]

I've heard rumors about Marty............essence of sulfur surrounds him.

Would never set foot in that shithole liberal state. Don't know of one person worth a shit who lives there.

How's Comrade Trump doin' for ya Jimi? Brushing up on your Russian?

 

[Mikey P]

Mikey conned, I mean talked a manufacturer into paying an O/O Martys, way to mikefest.

The price you pay when you buy obsolete junkmounts my friend..


You could a been a contender



MasterBlend and Butler are sponsoring cleaners too.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

The price you pay when you buy obsolete junkmounts my friend..

.

Says the guy with the lawnmower powered 370...

 

[Mikey P]

Says the the guy who bought TWO EZs...

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Says the the guy who bought TWO EZs...

Yes, similar to yours, with a 25hp Kohler and 47 blower.

 

[Mikey P]

Rob and I are similar too

Four limbs and a colon.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Rob and I are similar too

For limbs and colon.

And knocking White Magic machines
:-)

 

[Mikey P]

He's not entirely stupid...

 

[hogjowl]

I've heard rumors about Marty............essence of sulfur surrounds him.

Would never set foot in that shithole liberal state. Don't know of one person worth a shit who lives there.

Methane

 

[Willy P]

Methane

Flatulence.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Calm down grandpas. Go check your blood pressure. That's not good for you to argue like that

 

[ruff]

Like him or not, Marty is one of the most authentic people you'll know

True dat. He, Jimmy and Mardie.- The three amigos:

 

[steve_64]

The price you pay when you buy obsolete junkmounts my friend..


You could a been a contender



MasterBlend and Butler are sponsoring cleaners too.

I'm taking great pleasure in resurrecting this dinasaur. More than I will get in a few days in Florida but we still might make a.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Me too

 

[Mark Saiger]

Starting the Trek Saturday Morning....

Butler all Dolled up and pimped as clean as can get in short few days.

Can't wait to see the Pig Farmer again

And got my mini Blowers loaded Thanks @doylebloss !

 

[Mikey P]

Way to go @doylebloss for getting you those fans so quick!!!

 

[hogjowl]

All I'll have is a new Cleanco and a wand.