These billionaire client are always challenging me...

[Mikey P]

Wish me luck..

 

[BIG WOOD]

Is that just a poly fabric?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Looks urine-olefin. Cleans like olefin but smells like urine.

 

[Mikey P]

TOPS to the rescue...

 

[FB19087]

Do they have a separate house for the dog where he is allowed to chew baseboards?

 

[hogjowl]

That’s not Hula?

 

[Cleanworks]

TOPS to the rescue...View attachment 107422

Yeah but the cushion is still full of urine or whatever was spilled.

 

[Mikey P]

Yeah but the cushion is still full of urine or whatever was spilled.

Kid drinks and St Benard slobber

 

[Mikey P]

Is that just a poly fabric?

Linen/ Silk/ Viscose blend

 

[BIG WOOD]

Dang billionaires.

 

[Mikey P]

I asked which of her billionaire friends refered me..

" I found you on the internet, you had de most stars"...

 

[Mikey P]

Sofa loveseat ottoman ate cushions..

$350

Which is probably damn near equal to what they paid for this junk and sadly more than likely more than she makes in a week.

Paid with a credit card that was so melted and distorted I couldn't get it to read and most of the numbers weren't visible yet she had a memorized...


It's been a long time since I've been in the house this filthy and sad.

 

[Desk Jockey]

Sofa loveseat ottoman ate cushions..

$350

Which is probably damn near equal to what they paid for this junk and sadly more than likely more than she makes in a week.

Paid with a credit card that was so melted and distorted I couldn't get it to read and most of the numbers weren't visible yet she had a memorized...


It's been a long time since I've been in the house this filthy and sad.

I sincerely hate when the ottoman eats the cushions! Where does one sit after that?

 

[hogjowl]

Mikey English

 

[Mikey P]

Is it traditional hispanic culture to whore up for when hubby comes home?

My goodness...

 

[hogjowl]

See?

 

[Mikey P]

Hopefully it helps with the honey I just spent your whole weeks pay check getting the ******* couch cleaned, now hop on!

 

[Desk Jockey]

Is it traditional hispanic culture to whore up for when hubby comes home?

My goodness...

Who knows, my wife is German Irish.

 

[Numero Uno]

Well whomever famous it is that lives there.
It's apparently not Mister Clean...
Lol

 

[icleancarpetz]

Filthynaires

did the house odor hitch a ride home with you?

 

[Mikey P]

Filthynaires

did the house odor hitch a ride home with you?

Dumped on the lawn