Welcome aboard Robert!
Hopefully the "decent" comment didn't sting
Do you have any photos or details of your rug plant that you can share?
I've been called much worse
Doesn't everybody?Do you piss in your bath tub?
We call you rug specialists "Rug Snobs".
But please don't be offended by it, its not meant that way...well...
Doesn't everybody?
Here's a helpful hint - piss on your feet in the shower to cure athletes foot.
http://oddrandomthoughts.com/will-pee-cure-athletes-foot/