I drove my El Camino to the store yesterday. I had my Porty loaded in the back. The entire time I was in the store I was worried someone was going to steal my Porty. I rushed as fast as I could, running from the cheese cake to the Velveeta Isles. I was in such a hurry to get back out to my El Camino I almost forgot to grab some Dr. Pepper and cured bacon. I rushed through the checkout, being very rude to the clerk. I actually apologized to her for being so snappy. I explained to her that I had my car/truck thing parked outside with my valuable porty in the back and I didn't want it to get stolen. I then turned and rushed out the door with my shopping cart full for essentials.
Arriving back to my car/truck, I was relieved to see nobody had stolen my Porty. But instead, it was completely filled with other portys and Rotovac crap.


Arriving back to my car/truck, I was relieved to see nobody had stolen my Porty. But instead, it was completely filled with other portys and Rotovac crap.


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