To all you Tall, clumsy ids out there

[BIG WOOD]

Fewer headaches guaranteed.

 

[Mikey P]

yore a gluten 4 punishments

 

[Hack Attack]

how do you shampoo your head with that on?

 

[Nomad74]

Stick your ear in it and you can hear the OSHA

 

[Nomad74]

Matt walks into a bar wearing a hard hat and overalls, carrying a pickaxe in one hand and a lantern in the other. He sits down on a stool and orders a beer. The bartender takes one look at him and says:

"We don't serve miners here."

 

[FredC]

are you bald? Only time I have issues bumping my head is when it is buzzed

 

[Cleanworks]

I guess we'll have to call him, too tall Matt.

 

[Desk Jockey]

I was cleaning with a tech on a job that had built-in shelving on each side of a divan. We moved it out together, he hit his head as he bent over to side his side out. I was shocked, he knew it was there.

I cleaned behind it and we slide it back together. He knelt down to put a plastic tab under it and smacked it again only harder. Cussing and embarrased that he knew it was there. He does the 3-front legs then as he goes to the other rear, I jokingly say watch your head. He laughs, places the plastic tab and once again smacks his head.

I couldn't believe it. 3-times he hit his head so hard his face turned red. I told him prep the next room, I got this one.

He didn't last much longer after that. Smart kid but alcohol had pickled his brain. For all he knew smarts wise, he had no common sense.

He could used the helmet and a stack of sticky tabs too!

 

[Cleanworks]

I was cleaning with a tech on a job that had built-in shelving on each side of a divan. We moved it out together, he hit his head as he bent over to side his side out. I was shocked, he knew it was there.

I cleaned behind it and we slide it back together. He knelt down to put a plastic tab under it and smacked it again only harder. Cussing and embarrased that he knew it was there. He does the 3-front legs then as he goes to the other rear, I jokingly say watch your head. He laughs, places the plastic tab and once again smacks his head.

I couldn't believe it. 3-times he hit his head so hard his face turned red. I told him prep the next room, I got this one.

He didn't last much longer after that. Smart kid but alcohol had pickled his brain. For all he knew smarts wise, he had no common sense.

He could used the helmet and a stack of sticky tabs too!

I've walked into hanging lights a few times.

 

[Steve Lawrence]

This thread aint for me cuz I'm short and clumsy.

 

[BIG WOOD]

Full head of hair here, Fred

I’m just always looking down and walking backwards on the job. I hit my head more than I desire

My customer gave me this today. He wears one and he’s short. Lol

 

[Willy P]

Full head of hair here, Fred

I’m just always looking down and walking backwards on the job. I hit my head more than I desire

My customer gave me this today. He wears one and he’s short. Lol

That explains a lot.....

 

[BIG WOOD]

I agree

 

[Mikey P]

and you have the nerve to razz me over tucking in my pants.

 

[FredC]

and you have the nerve to razz me over tucking in my pants.

Shoes?

I am in search of a new pair of comfortable non slip work shoes, Any suggestions? This was discussed on a board somewhere sometime in the past and I cant find it, I bookmarked the link, But its missing from my bookmarks. Thanks Steve

mikeysboard.com

 

[hogjowl]

Matt walks into a bar wearing a hard hat and overalls, carrying a pickaxe in one hand and a lantern in the other. He sits down on a stool and orders a beer. The bartender takes one look at him and says:

"We don't serve miners here."

You borrowed that from @Old Coastie
I know cuz it’s stupid

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

#THIS...
I’m pretty sure you guys grow ‘real good ones’ down there...

 

[Mikey P]

Shoes?

I am in search of a new pair of comfortable non slip work shoes, Any suggestions? This was discussed on a board somewhere sometime in the past and I cant find it, I bookmarked the link, But its missing from my bookmarks. Thanks Steve

mikeysboard.com

good thing Harper wasn't wearing suspenders

 

[hogjowl]

good thing Harper wasn't wearing suspenders

Inbred English

 

[Fat Mike]

I’m short so usually have no problems. But I smacked my head hard this weekend getting in a bobcat. Was not fun.

my service van is an Isuzu with enclosed utility. Workers and myself still snack our heads on the interior ceiling supports.
My head would cook in something like that here. I rarely wear hats when actually working gets too hot for me

 

[hogjowl]

One bout of melanoma cured my hat hate

 

[Fat Mike]

One bout of melanoma cured my hat hate

My dad too. He’s semi retired but still has a pool company so he gets cooked. He stays covered pretty good tho

 

[Jimmy L]

I wear a lining of aluminum foil under my hat

I want no part of the government trying to control me!

 

[BIG WOOD]

I wear a lining of aluminum foil under my hat

I want no part of the government trying to control me!

Show us a picture or you’re lying

 

[FredC]

Show us a picture or you’re lying

You don’t? Haven’t you heard about 5G?

 

[Desk Jockey]

Actual photo of James

 

[Old Coastie]

You borrowed that from @Old Coastie
I know cuz it’s stupid

I don’t even know your name.

 

[hogjowl]

I don’t even know your name.

Boyle

 

[Papa John]

I wear a lining of aluminum foil under my hat

I want no part of the government trying to control me!

Or maybe the foil acts like an antenna so they can read your thoughts more easily

 

[Lyman]

Is that left over glide material