Top 25 in the world cleaners

everfresh1

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Darren Lumpkin said:
Giving respect to other(fake) top 25 lists I used at minimum the same criteria and came up with this list of top cleaners in the "WORLD" I meant to put Middleton on but I ran out of room when I went with Odins Dog. If health care in america can be taken over because 15% are unhappy I am taking over the top 25.

The real top 25 list
1. Bawb
2. Blinkman
3. Shane T
4. Carpet scientist
5. Royalkid
6. ever fresh
7. Rotovac guy
8. Gene miller
9. Rjf dube
10. Spawn
11. Waldo
12. devil Thomas
13. Dealtimeman
14. Frankie chocolate
15. Tim Nelson
16. Bjorn
17. Odin
18. Doug D
19. Bill soukeroff
20.0 Zalaan, zaleen, err zalaaan man I hate this Steve Szabo
21. Jay deslaughter
22. Blewis
23. Chads
24. Matt Murdock
25. Levi leper

Thank You. Any questions on how I came up with this list are welcome

DL


:?: What was the criteria used to compile your list? :mrgreen:
 

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GEEEEZ! What did I do wrong?!!?? Just because I have a funny name? :cry:


Checklist:
I prevac all my jobs....with an awesome Momentum.....I have a truckmount.....run 2.5" hose.... got a Greenhorn....Airpath....all the "in" chemicals on the board.....notice I didn't say boards, this is the only board I visit....

..and I still only made it on the bottom half of the "hack" list...precisely 20.0

can I be at least 19th?

HAHHAA :D this is funny!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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I prevacuum every job (with a Sanataire) and do own a truckmount (prochem). I am just happy I made a list especially with Bawb #1 on the list!!! :mrgreen:
 

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But Douglas a dog beat you out by two positions?

Oh wait, it's you, I forgot, keep up the good work and keep chasing that dawg. :shock:

:mrgreen:
 

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rctpks said:
But Douglas a dog beat you out by two positions?

Oh wait, it's you, I forgot, keep up the good work and keep chasing that dawg. :shock:

:mrgreen:

Did I tell you that I was beginning not to like you!!! Fooker!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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rctpks said:
I'm kidding, I don't think Odin's dog can out clean you!

He can clean just as good as you, but not out clean you! :mrgreen:

If you are trying to be nice because of the comments, you are not helping your case!!! :mrgreen:
 

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Ron Werner said:
how many prevacuum?

I thought the list was serious till I took a closer lookat the names.


I prevacuum...trice, the first is with the pile lifter, then the second with a powrflite, and a mercury to top it all off.
 

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danielc said:
BlinkClean said:
Darren Lumpkin said:
Giving respect to other(fake) top 25 lists I used at minimum the same criteria and came up with this list of top cleaners in the "WORLD" I meant to put Middleton on but I ran out of room when I went with Odins Dog. If health care in america can be taken over because 15% are unhappy I am taking over the top 25.

The real top 25 list
1. Bawb
2. Blinkman
3. Shane T
4. Carpet scientist
5. Royalkid
6. ever fresh
7. Rotovac guy
8. Gene miller
9. Rjf dube
10. Spawn
11. Waldo
12. devil Thomas
13. Dealtimeman
14. Frankie chocolate
15. Tim Nelson
16. Bjorn
17. Odin
18. Doug D
19. Bill soukeroff
20.0 Zalaan, zaleen, err zalaaan man I hate this Steve Szabo
21. Jay deslaughter
22. Blewis
23. Chads
24. Matt Murdock
25. Levi leper

Thank You. Any questions on how I came up with this list are welcome

DL


Yeah!!!

Watch out for some pics coming soon....I hope I don't forget my cam...AGAIN...got 2 jobs booked this afternoon..

I think this is an inside joke of the biggest hacks on this board or someone just having some fun. Just a guess since Mikey and a few other cleaners are not on the list.

So yer dissin my vortex?
 

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I am completly speechless , I dont know if I should be happy I just made a list or embarassed. I do fine outsanding carpet restoration work in highest ends of trailer parks. :lol:
 

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Chavez that means there is hope in this cruel, cruel world. :D
 

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Matt Murdock said:
Blinkman what do you charge a room?

Because my quality of service is top notch as well as the fact that most cleaners in my area charge more (except SS of course), here's what I charge:

1 room: $69

2 rooms: $99

3 rooms: $119

4 rooms: $139

5 rooms: $149

I checked out as many websites as I could for cleaners that use the rotovac and what I found was by far competitive prices. Most cleaners that tout the rotovac on their site charge $10-30 on top of my prices for those services. Just take a look at one off the top of my head: http://www.absolutekleen.com
 
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BFD!

I want to know how may POST VAC.........STANDARDS EXIST FOR DRYING CARPET AFTER CLEANING!

Anyone who can't run a vacuum cleaner on a completely dry carpet when they are done is a HACK!

Let's see you do THAT with that ugly, square, time bomb of a Confederate machine you run there Mikey boy!

And don't forget to dress in sweats..............
 

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Darren Lumpkin said:
BFD!

I want to know how may POST VAC.........STANDARDS EXIST FOR DRYING CARPET AFTER CLEANING!

Anyone who can't run a vacuum cleaner on a completely dry carpet when they are done is a HACK!

Let's see you do THAT with that ugly, square, time bomb of a Confederate machine you run there Mikey boy!

And don't forget to dress in sweats..............

The pile lifter cost me thousands, so of course I post vac.
 

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I pre sweep AND post sweep with my corn Broom.

That alone should put me ahead of that hack in Meeeeeeeeeeechigan.
 

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Betcha 2 or 3 of these Top 25ers type up a Press Release announcing their inclusion. Give 'em a couple of days then check their websites.
 

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harryhides said:
I pre sweep AND post sweep with my corn Broom.

That alone should put me ahead of that hack in Meeeeeeeeeeechigan.

corn brooms are a staple in the black culture....ya know!

A marriage in the black tradition has the groom JUMPIN' over the strawbroom...ya know?
 

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I would like to take this opportunity to thank the members of MB for this highest of all honors........and i will try to live up to the expectations with all the distinction and dignity so rightly deserved by me!
 

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a bottomfeeders list im glad i did not make it on to.

reading most of the names on the list , reads like a who,s who of burnt out, ugly,smelly, unknown wannabes, part time using crapy equipment fools who could be members of t.m.f.
 

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cu said:
a bottomfeeders list im glad i did not make it on to.

reading most of the names on the list , reads like a who,s who of burnt out, ugly,smelly, unknown wannabes, part time using crapy equipment fools who could be members of t.m.f.
bob vawter said:
I would like to take this opportunity to thank the members of MB for this highest of all honors........and i will try to live up to the expectations with all the distinction and dignity so rightly deserved by me!
 

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cu said:
a bottomfeeders list im glad i did not make it on to.

reading most of the names on the list , reads like a who,s who of burnt out, ugly,smelly, unknown wannabes, part time using crapy equipment fools who could be members of t.m.f.

Yea you'd be better off on the top 25 jackass list :lol:
 

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I hope to move up this list this year but I did notice a great quote by JOSH

Josh said
Man! I get left out of EVERYTHING!




I can NEVER do NOTHING!!
 

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