Top Twenty Five Cleaners National Rankings

[The Preacher]

i have a vac on the truck (back left window), in the truck (dirt cup $69 model) and ink'ed on my arm, what more does a guy have to do to make this meaningless list???

PS i just rolled 398 hours on my TM (1.5 years) and changed the oils for the 3rd time, and my 2.5 upgrade is complete. in my upcoming postcard mailer i can claim i suck 60-75% more than before!!!

 

[Goldenboy]

My bad Danny I thought quit cleaning.

Golden Boy

 

[Ron Werner]

Good!
I'm still off the radar.
Better to be considered the top cleaner by my clients.

 

[Numero Uno]

Actually I like both lists...

But you should have included Larry,he probably has a new picture for his target shooting going up right now...lol...

Number 2,has always been number one to me...

 

[Doug Cox]

I totally agree with Mikey on his first post except for the first point. But I wonder if Waldo would fall on Mikey's list?

 

[Derek]

JB's Paramount?

you bad boy...ya got me JB

 

[Dolly Llama]

You left Meat off the list???? You know....he's got many guns and he knows how to use 'em.

not only that, but we have TWO vacs on the van.
and sometimes THREE when the Cert pile brush is on board

Sheee-it, I'm the one who turned ya'll on to the Most Powerful Vac in the world 5 years ago.

Most never heard of Parker hose either til I told ya'll about it 6 or 7 years ago

AND--I was the first to call kenny hairass "clepto ken"

and the little greaser Wal-DOH never gave me a thought

*sniff*


..L.T.A.

 

[Mikey P]

You should have never taken that hall monitor job on the Blue Bored.


You could be a top ten contender.

 

[Fon Johnson]

Geez, Waldo.. You oughta move me up into the top ten just for using a real vacuum, and not that bissel POS..

 

[-JB-]

and the little greaser Wal-DOH never gave me a thought

I'd consider THAT a compliment.

 

[Demien]

Thanks Waldo!!!!

I feel the love!

Demien

 

[Jay D]

I carry a vac, sometimes, for photo oppurtunities. I know 26 does not show up on the radar.

 

[ron markam]

Please disregard Waldo's post he was posting as his alter ego Chief Wahoo!! Lol

 

[Jimmy L]

Take the cleaning artist off of there.

He has trouble filling out his profile with his REAL FULL name.

 

[Brandon Culp]

Wow, I cracked the top 25? Looks like those bribes to Waldo...errr, hard work has finally paid off.

 

[Guest]

As long as I am #1 in your heart!






Oh yeee-Aaa!


KMA!

LOL!

What about me, Waldo?

What about me?



Actually, I haven't cleaned any carpet in about a month.

Talk about broke.

I hope to one day be able to make it to a fest and meet a bunch of you guys in person.

Have fun at Mikeyfest and think of me!

 

[The Cleaning Artist]

LOL I guess my drop in ranks comes from me being a water hog. Oh well, at least my carpets are thoroughly washed and dried in a very timely manor.

Oh I almost forgot to mention, new clients are coming in on a regular basis lately and things seem to be picking up a little.

 

[randy]

The thing that really saddens me about this list....

Waldo couldn't even make it on a list HE made up. His wife must have had veto/ approval power over the list. I hear she calls 1800-steamer

 

[Kevin B]

You should really fill out your profile

 

[Jimmy L]

Take Damien off that list too because he is ashamed to use his FULL name in his profile also.


Just like "The Cleaning Artist"

 

[The Cleaning Artist]

My real name to you Mr Ladwig is "Sir"

 

[Doug Cox]

Waldo would've been #6. Right behind me if I had a vac. LOL

 

[Kevin B]

I'm flattered to be on the list. I haven't dominated the market in my area with my number of trucks, but I tell you one thing, my competition keeps close tabs on me. Right guys? ( I know your lurkin )

 

[KevinL]

This list is a crock. There's probably guys out there that can out clean all of you. Me being one of them. All you need is a bar of Fels.

 

[nickreal]

Who makes the most money?
Who spends the most time with their families?
Who donates the most to charities?
Who has the best car, house, etc collection?
Who vacationed the most last year?
Who's service techs clean the best?

 

[randy]

Chem dry ?

 

[Fon Johnson]

This list is a crock. There's probably guys out there that can out clean all of you. Me being one of them. All you need is a bar of Fels.

Bring it on man! I've got Fels, and a lot more that that in my bag. You should have me beat though, I've only been at this for 30 years..

 

[Numero Uno]

Hey,I got booted but no complaints here...Good group listed an its all in fun anywho...But I still like number 2...HE is like Hertz you give him number two and he will be number 1 ,in time...

 

[Shawn Forsythe]

Take the cleaning artist off of there.

He has trouble filling out his profile with his REAL FULL name.

Sure, "#7", as an expert in hypocrisy, you da man!

I'm sure Waldoh is making the proper edits as we speak.

 

[Jimmy L]

IN THE PROFILE DOOFUS!