Trying To Stay Alive Through August!

[Fat Mike]

I didn't know your were Hispanic. I assumed you were a fat turtle.

We must be related?! That’s awesome I just don’t have the 70’s stache

 

[FB7777]

Sam is too stupid to know why

 

[Cleanworks]

It was a joke señor Canadian. Running several construction projects today.

Will be getting a zero turn walker for our property when we’re done with the interior. And we will start our garden so I can pick citrus and lettuce

I think Chavez has a zero turn as well.

 

[Fat Mike]

I think Chavez has a zero turn as well.

Cuz he’s professional

 

[Cleanworks]

Cuz he’s professional

Some of us wish we had a lawn to mow.

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Lol ! you old white racist! Landscaper? Simply because someone doesn’t agree with you or your antiquated beliefs.

My horrible people skilled have been doing a great job landing contracts buddy not just sofa cleanings

Around here that stereotype doesn't match. The yard guys I visualized are gruff toothless white guys, with red hats.

If it wasn't for the job they do, with supervision, they wouldn't have a job.

 

[bob vawter]

Has anyone noticed the darker way everything is going.....
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE FOLKS

 

[Lee Stockwell]

Has anyone noticed the darker way everything is going.....
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE FOLKS

It could be a cataract Bawb?

 

[Nomad74]

Has anyone noticed the darker way everything is going.....
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE FOLKS

California Gov announced a total shut down starting tonight. So Candice and I are going out to Olive Garden for one last meal before the state goes dark. Extra Alfredo sauce please.

 

[bob vawter]

I hate that place.....wopp food ever where
You look....

 

[FB19087]

.....wopp food

I'm not sure which word you misspelled here

Freudian slip?

 

[Nomad74]

I hate that place.....wopp food ever where
You look....

Love me some Italian, but I would hardly call Olive Garden authentic Italian.

 

[Old Coastie]

More than a few carpet cleaners I know went into an unlocked house, cleaned all of the carpet, then got a complaint call that no one showed up and cleaned the carpet at the address they should have been at.

Someone had a surprise ( a damp and clean carpet ) when they got home!

I'm trying to imagine what one would do in such a case? They would have no idea who to begin to call to look into it.

I always ask “Mrs. Piffleton I hope? Yes? Thank GOD you are in the right house!”

Start things out with a smile.

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Some of us wish we had a lawn to mow.

Ron, your more than welcome to come up to visit, and do some yard work if your that interested in it...
My lawn takes 4.5 hrs to mow with a single Honda mower....
I’ve gotten to a point where I hire out most my yard work now.... 2.5 acres manicured, 2.5 acres of berries to tend to, a 60 X 85 garden, a pool, and a forest to keep up, a wife, 2 children, 2 large dogs, an aging mother, a chronically ill brother, a red headed cat, and a pair of businesses to run....
I’m a pretty busy guy.

 

[Fat Mike]

Around here that stereotype doesn't match. The yard guys I visualized are gruff toothless white guys, with red hats.

If it wasn't for the job they do, with supervision, they wouldn't have a job.

You killed it. Carry on.

Do you have a crossword to do or is Perry mason or mattlock on?

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Ron, your more than welcome to come up to visit, and do some yard work if your that interested in it...
My lawn takes 4.5 hrs to mow with a single Honda mower....
I’ve gotten to a point where I hire out most my yard work now.... 2.5 acres manicured, 2.5 acres of berries to tend to, a 60 X 85 garden, a pool, and a forest to keep up, a wife, 2 children, 2 large dogs, an aging mother, a chronically ill brother, a red headed cat, and a pair of businesses to run....
I’m a pretty busy guy.

Damn, you need a helper!

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Damn, you need a helper!

I NEED a right hand that’s understanding of the complexities of life... my wife just wants to cherry pick....

 

[Fat Mike]

I NEED a right hand that’s understanding of the complexities of life... my wife just wants to cherry pick....

A high schooler or college kid would probably be a big help with all that

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Yes! Yes! Yes!!

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Here we go again.....

 

[Kenny Hayes]

White, Hispanic, Black, Native American, Japanese, Chinese, any of these

 

[Kenny Hayes]

Here we go again.....

Not really! But you do have to much lawn!!

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Not really! But you do have to much lawn!!

It’s BEAUTIFUL though..... it looks like a golf course.... I know it’s wrong, but my gawd it’s BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!

 

[FB7777]

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[Sierra Clean Care]

White, Hispanic, Black, Native American, Japanese, Chinese, any of these

No, one guy is Estonian, one guy is a retired millworker.... both are Caucasian.... great attitudes... the Estonian is 30 years old, total hippie, has travelled to 35 countries. The millworker is local, started @ the mill @ 18. He’s 60 years old now, looking to supplement his pension. He’s incredibly good at golf... almost went pro.... one of the clubs I clean, his picture is on 3 out of 4 walls ...... yard upkeep costs me around 1K a month....
The stories are priceless though....
I WOUDNT HIRE EITHER GUY IN MY BUSINESS THOUGH...
Neither one has that understanding or killer instinct....

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

It’s BEAUTIFUL though..... it looks like a golf course.... I know it’s wrong, but my gawd it’s BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!

Bocce on my lawn is one of my favourite pastimes.... drink in hand, music playin the background, 2 1/2 acre play field.... then, relax by the pool. Dinner is whatever comes to mind...

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Getting back to the OP.... coconut water mixed with real mango juice 50/50.... can’t get a better hydration tool.... try it.

 

[Cleanworks]

Getting back to the OP.... coconut water mixed with real mango juice 50/50.... can’t get a better hydration tool.... try it.

Do you use it as a prespray or an encap?

 

[Sierra Clean Care]

Do you use it as a prespray or an encap?

The pre takes care of the post...

 

[1900 North]

Many posts do take unforeseen directions.

To better understand Mikeysboard, read up on Greek Mythology. In this case, here is a brief summary of the fabled voyage of Jason and the Argonauts:

"Then, Jason sowed the teeth of a dragon into a field. The teeth sprouted into an army of warriors (spartoi). Medea had previously warned Jason of this and told him how to defeat this foe. Before they attacked him, he threw a rock into the crowd. Unable to discover where the rock had come from, the soldiers attacked and defeated one another."

Sometimes a seemingly straightfoward and innocent post is like that rock thrown among the warriors who sprouted from the earth.

Such is the fun, or the annoying quality, of this place at times.

If it gets to be too out of hand "Zeus" (Fred C) throws a lightning bolt and puts an end to it all.

Jim, a grand analogy. Thanks.
And my thanks to those who offered helpful advice, all 3 or 4 of you.
Fred, this thread is so out of hand, I, for all the good it will do, withdraw my question. And if I were a Greek god named Zeus, I’d throw the lightening bolt and shut this thread down. But alas, I’m a carpet cleaner. And yet, very proud to be one