Uphostery Cleaners

Willy P

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Willy P
Did you ever wonder how many farts you've sucked out of cushions?
 
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I'm Rick James
Here is a secret camera boBs wife set up..

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XTREME1

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Greg Crowley
A fart contains hydrogen, some oxygen, and sometimes methane (not everyone produces methane) and will disipate into the air eventually so unless you have a new machine to reformulate the gas mass you will only be cleaning what you dealt.
 

Jim Martin

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Jim Martin
don't know about farts..but I did a love seat today that when I moved the cushion there was some of the biggest..thickest human toe nails I have ever seen....for a minute there I thought someone trimmed there pet Teradactyl....the things clattered like marbles all the way threw the vacuum......thank god I use the bag-less type....there is no doubt in my mind if there was a bag.....on of them would of cut it wide open......
 

mirf

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David Mirfin
farts are probaly the least of the issues
 

Goomer

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Frank Mendo
Bundy said:
unless you have a new machine to reformulate the gas mass you will only be cleaning what you dealt.

Ken Harris is working on one right now. For a small down payment he will put you on the waiting list.
 
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